Woo hoo! Another parody! =D Now, I had such a hard time coming out with the title for this story! So yeah, that's why it sucks. But anyways, I got the idea for this when i was watching the 'Something' scene and I just thought, "Wow, I wonder what Max would have said if he saw all of those." And I know that he was probably in Vietnam when he that scene came on, but let's just pretend Max didn't leave till later!

Disclaimer: Damn, these things get annoying. Anyways, I do not own Across The Universe, The Beatles, or anything else! I wish I did, though... =(

"Jude! Juuuuuude!" Max called, searching for his British friend. He peeked his head in his bedroom. "Where the hell is he?" He muttered, turning and heading in the direction of his studio. "JUDE!"

Suddenly Max stopped dead in his tracks. All over Jude's walls were hundreds of pictures of what looked like his sister, Lucy. The only thing about these pictures was that they were naked.

His blue eyes narrowed as he heard the apartment door open. "Hey Max!" A thick Liverpool accent called. "In here," Max responded coldly.

"Hey Max, what have you been…?" Jude wondered as he strode into the room. When his American friend didn't respond, he waved his hand in front of his face. "Max, what's the matter?"

Max slowly turned his head and stared at Jude, not blinking. "What are all these?"

Jude's brown eyes widened and looked around the room. "What? Oh these? Oh, those are just, um…"

"Let me repeat that." Max said in a deadly calm voice. "What. Are…THESE FUCKING DRAWINGS OF MY SISTER?" He exploded.

Jude hesitated before answering. "Well, I was just experimenting…I've never drawn naked people before!"

"WELL THAT'S WHY I'M HERE!" Max screamed. "DO I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?"

Max was furious. He was torn between what was more important: the anger he felt because Jude had been drawing naked pictures of his sister, or the jealousy he felt because Jude wasn't drawing naked pictures of him.

"WHY THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN SKETCHING OUT POORLY DRAWN NAKED PICTURES OF MY LITTLE SISTER?"

"I'm sorry, mate!" Jude pleaded.

"Oh, you will be." Max said dangerously and reached into the back pocket of his jeans.

"Oh no…" Jude whispered, taking a step back. "Not the Silver Hammer!"

Maxwell pulled out the Silver Hammer and tapped it, cackling psychotically. "Oh yes! THE SILVER HAMMER!"

"Max, no!" Jude screamed, his voice etched with fear. "Don't hurt me!"

"Oh, I won't," Max said quietly. There was a tense silence until he raised the hammer high into the air, "MUCH! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Max, no! NO!"

Bang Bang, Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon his head.
Clang Clang, Maxwell's Silver Hammer made sure he was dead…
Or slightly injured! Max and I love Jude too much to kill him!
…But that doesn't rhyme, so yeah…

Well, thank you for reading! Oh and by the way, I wasn't planning on adding the little Max/Jude smut thing, but I just love them so much I thought, "Why not?"

xAllyson