This is only my second fanfic total, and first HP one, so I hope it's good and funny, and I don't know how good it'll be, but I hope you give me your honest review. Read it! And this happens before Fred and George are pranksters, though they still have an affinity for it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, only some OC's that might pop up at some point, in fact, I think one will pop up in this chapter.

"Hey George! Come here! They've opened up a joke shop in Diagon Alley! I wonder what they sell!" shouted Fred Weasley to his twin brother.

"Looks like prank time turners are their best seller. Those sound fun!" replied George as he walked into the shop. "Ooh! There's a giant time turner on display! Let's touch it!" George said to Fred, reaching his finger at it, slowly advancing. Suddenly, an Asian wizard slapped his hand away from the giant time turner.

"Oi! No touchy! Bad! Big No-no! Not good! It on display! No touchy! This thing is real! Bad if you turn knob! Very bad! Foolish boys!" The man said before muttering something about "fucking twerps" and "little idiots". A name tag identified him as the manager of the store, named Yoshiro Hagashi, a famous wizard prankster from Japan, also known for his insane ravings. At least according to Fred and George's favorite book, Fabulous Pranks and the Ones Who Made Them.

Fred looked at his brother with a mischievous look in his eye. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Best prank ever?"

"Best prank ever."

Bada boom! What do you think of that? Sorry if it's a little short, but I have learned cliffhangers are the best endings, especially if you have to wait for the next thing! So since it's so short, next one will be extra long. Lifetime supply of Honeydukes sweets to anyone who can guess the prank!

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