Cid is pissed

cid: (throws mop) fuck this.

Boss: what now…

cid: im sick of this crappy job. Being a janitor sucks

Boss: nobody made you take the job

cid: yeah but the only thing I can use besides a staff is a mop, and what other job uses a mop?

Boss: arent you a pilot?

cid: yeah but those cheap bastards spend all their money on phoenix downs and other worthless shit. Just forget about the pilot. God I hate them

Boss: wtf is a phoenix down?

cid: CRAP! that's what it is.

Cloud: hey cid

cid: shut up. Asshole

Cloud: what did I do

cid: your mom. that's what you did

Cloud: jeez. Someone had bad day

Sephiroth: HEY! Mop boy. Where the hell is cloud.

cid: stfu you dumb bitch. Go cut your hair you little girl.

sephiroth: (pulls out masamune) what did you say.

cid: (smacks with mop) put that extendo-poker away. I said, go… cut… your… hair… you… little… girl.

sephiroth: (cries) you don't have to be such a jerk. Meanie (runs away)

Tifa: holy crap cid what did you do to him. Poor sephy.

cid: you shut up too

Tifa: (slaps) get over and go fly the damn ship

cid: god. Stupid people

Cloud: hey tifa did I just hear sexyroth.

Tifa: yeah. Cid made him cry and he left. Wait. What did you call him?

Cloud: awww. What the hell ate cids muffins.

Tifa: what? "ate his muffins"? really? And what did you just call spirit just now?

Cloud: well imma go write in my diary now.

Tifa: hey! Answer the question.

Cloud: sorry. (static sounds) cant (more sounds) breaking up (more sounds)

Tifa: we're not on phones. Hey get back here.

cid: this is stupid

Barret: shut up fool

cid: you shut up… missing arm guy.

Barret: missing arm guy. that's the best you got (wipes tear)

cid: your adopted

Barret: (cries) so what. Jerk.

Cloud: holy crap. What did you say to make barret cry…?

cid: shut up mr spikey

Cloud: whats slappin your turkey?

cid: what

Cloud: whats the matter

cid: you. Mops. Steering wheels. God… I hate this

Cloud: holy crap! The final boss. Cid take her down.

cid: ill take your mom down. (crashes ship into boss)

Cloud: holy crap cid. Settle down

Cid: (beats final boss to death with mop) stupid thing. Stole my doughnut yesterday. Bastard.\

Cloud: remind me never to steal his doughnuts.

All: will do

cid: (cheerful) so who wants to mop this up

All: (staring) (points at mop in cid's hand)

cid: right. (frowns) bad phrase. Ugh…