catsaremykryptonite here. This is my first fanfiction. I came up with this idea on vacation, and my sister helped set up a account. Right now she on the floor looking unfabulous. Hope you enjoy :)
thefourteenthdarkone here. Yes, the above is my sister. And my life. For the record, I am always fabulous.
cats: uh-huh. Keep telling yourself that.
As Brain walked into one of the many the training rooms in the Oracion Seis's castle, he wondered why the children were huddled in a circle, whispering, and saying strange things like, "What are you doing?! Grass is the weak type. I thought everyone knew that." "The Grass looks like a snake! We're picking it!" "NO."
Suddenly, a thought struck. Those faces, those eyes, that music….oh no. Oh no.
He grabbed the nearest henchman(who SHOULD have been watching the kids) and practically screamed, "Why, for the love of God, did you give them Pokemon!?"
"They got bored and threatened to sacrifice us to Zeref! It was the only thing around!" the henchman squeaked, terrified.
Brain was acutely aware what Pokemon could do to young, aspiring mages. These kids weren't the first test case. Actually, he banned Pokemon long ago. He bet it was Polly's fault.
"That's no excuse! Klodoa, tie them up while I deal with the children."
The stick- oh, I'm sorry, staff- chased the guards around the room, while Brain expertly sent a Dark Capriccio through the 3DS and the copy of Pokemon White. The kids simply looked curious, while Brain did a quick examination. They seemed alright.
How wrong he was.
"Up! All five of you! We have training to do! Angel, I hope you're able to summon that spirit I gave you."
"Open, Gate of the Jigglypuff!"
Gate of the…..oh, no.
'Jigglypuff' was Plue's gate. It was oddly colored, with its normally white fur pink, and its usually black eyes had bright blue contact lenses. It was also much fatter than a normal Plue. It looked like, well, a Jigglypuff.
"USE QUICK ATTACK!" Angel shrieked delightedly, unaware of the intense flashbacks she was causing Brain. They were not good flashbacks. At least he hadn't given her Caelum first. The returning memories became worse.
Plue ran towards one of the fleeing henchmen and kicked him in the arm. "Again!" was Angel's next order, as Plue kicked him in the face.
"NOW USE SING!' The other henchmen fell asleep instantly, causing Brain to be suddenly horrified. This could not be a real Jigglypuff. It just couldn't. That would upend everything he had ever known about viderogames, life, and the universe in general.
To his relief, the Plue was holding a bottle of chloroform. "Angel, that's not Sing. It's chloroform."
"Noooooooo!" was the violent screamed reply. "IT'S SING!" Brain attempted to explain further, but Angel stuck her fingers in her ears and sang "Lalalala, I caaan't hear youuuu!"
Brain sighed, and decided to leave her and turn to his resident Dragonslayer.
" Cobra, what spells have yo-" He was abruptly cut off as Cobra yelled, "Hey Angel, you're not the only one with Pokemon! Cubelios is an Arbok! She knows awesome Poison moves!" Brain watched as Cobra grabbed his snake and used her to chase the now-even-more-terrified guards through the rows of training dummies. Privately, he thought that she would be more of an Ekans.
Hoteye, not wanting to miss out on the fun, used his eye magic to turn the ground into Digletts, Geodudes, and various others whose names Brain could not remember. "I can make Pokemon out of Ground!"
"Yeah, but they can't attack anything." was Angel's snooty response. Hoteye collapsed the ground under her, and told her the vanished Digletts did it. Angel did not enjoy that, and began sobbing about how now her dress wasn't white and she couldn't be an angel. Brain was going to have to try and break that out of her.
"I can be a Pokemon!" Racer added excitedly, but was interrupted by Cobra.
"Yeah, but you don't have a Pokemon."
Racer went to a corner to cry, and no one came after him. This was typical.
The smallest of the bunch, Midnight, had been quiet up to this point, until suddenly announcing, "I can make Pokemon too! Out of illusions!"
Brain chuckled a bit. "Midnight, making an illusion like that is very advanced. You won't be able to do it yet."
The child looked highly affronted. "CAN TOO!" he cried, stomping his foot childishly. A fully-grown Charizard and seventeen Pikachu appeared out of nowhere. Midnight began cackling about being a Pokemon Master, while the other kids shouted protest.
Brain was far too busy fainting to care.
FAR AWAY, IN THE FAIRY TAIL GUILD HALL
Laxus suddenly woke from his sleep, shooting straight up in his bed. "A fellow lightning creature has appeared. I must go to it." He ran out to the forest, and in a clearing, stood a Pikachu.
Laxus sat down, and reached out his hands, willing it to come to him. The Pikachu slowly ventured forward.
But, before he could touch it, Midnight fell asleep. Consequently, the Pikachu vanished.
"NOOOOOO!" was the Lightning Dragonslayer's cry of anguish. A hole in his heart had been left, one that could never be filled, except by power! He must have power! He must take over the guild!
Filled with new resolve, he stalked back to Fairy Tail, operatically professing his new life philosophy.
(Mirajane pressed the stop button on the recorder lacrima. "Well, then." She paused. "Should I show this to Master? Laxus seemed pretty serious." The white-haired mage shook her head, laughing a little. "What am I saying? This is Laxus. He'll be fine.")
You made a mistake, Mirajane. A big mistake. Review, or we'll both come after you. You don't want that.
WE WILL MAKE YOU READ TARTAROS. OVER AND OVER. BWAHAHA.