"Come eat your breakfast and I'll give you a kiss!"

Came the voice of Jason Grace.

"What?!"

Perci Jackson violently exclaimed after coming out of her hiding spot, the bathroom. Jason smirked.

"Yep, works every time."

He said, giving her a sly grin."

"You little!"

She exclaimed, and started manipulating the water in the toilet to splash in Jason's face. Sadly, that water source was connected to Leo's sewage system, splashing him with many month's worth of sewage.

"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!"

She exclaimed, and she began taking his water off his clothes. He groaned as they continued their daily schedule.

1. Piss off Perci. Check.

2. Make her say sorry. Check.

3. Get her out of bed. Check.

4. Force her to eat breakfast. Nope.

"No! I will never eat this disgusting lump of food!"

She exclaimed after she took a look at what Jason had prepared for the crew.

"Look, Piper lent her horn to Hedge, (read: was forced to give up) So I made the food, and anyway, here's what I owe you."

He said, smirking a bit at the end, then swooping down to kiss her on the cheek.

"Jason!"

She yelled, furiously blushing, then whipping around to grab the frying pan that help the lump of radioactive eggs, and chasing after Jason. He led her on a wild chase, but eventually she got him cornered in the men's bathroom.

"Ha. Got ya."

She said deviously.

"Look again."

He said, pointing to the sign on the door, that clearly displayed, MENS BATHROOM. She shrieked, turned red, hit him with the frying pan, then stalked out of the bathroom.

"Home safe."

Jason said, smiling.

"Look again."

Perci said, green eyes sparkling, as she peeked in through the doorway to the men's bathrooms. Jason turned around, and was met with toilet water rising up in a wall.

"PERCI!"