Special thanks to my buddy:
Pearl Darkness.
Hello. This is just a drabble collection. It's to take a break from writing the long stories. I thought I'd do some drabble and publish it as filler (like RWBY chibi).
I do not own RWBY.
Pa-treon: The Tanker, FB Page: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author.
Note:
This is a slight AU. It's set in the same universe of RWBY, only they had good internet connection rather than relying on the CCT.
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Dear RWBY #1
"I still think this is a bad idea." Weiss huffed.
"Don't you need the money?" Yang raised her eyebrow.
The heiress blushed.
Since Weiss' father cut her off at the beginning of the Vytal Festival, the girls had decided to work part time job for extra cash to support their white haired teammate. Since they couldn't go out of Beacon for proper jobs, they could only rely on the internet. Blake had some steady income writing web novels, but it was barely enough for her to feed herself and Weiss didn't want her friends to just give money to her like that.
She wanted to earn the cash herself.
But there was a huge problem with this – the heiress had no experience in working at all. Aside from assisting her father occasionally with the Schnee Dust Company, she had totally no idea about working under people.
Fortunately, Ruby had a blog and she posted things on it constantly, earning quite an amount of followers.
Yang had suggested the four of them start a vlog to earn extra cash. That way they didn't have to go out from their school; plus Ruby and Blake had a solid fan base, which meant they didn't have to spend much on advertising.
"My father would be so mad if he found out that his daughter was vlogging."
"Easy there princess." Yang grinned, "He cut you off anyway."
"Yeah, we're in this together Weiss." Ruby continued as she showed Weiss her scroll, "See, both Blake and my fans were eager to see our very first vlog."
"What kind of vlog are we doing anyway?" Blake asked.
"Wait, I thought Ruby was socially awkward? Why did she start a blog in the first place?" Weiss frowned.
"Well…" Ruby blushed, "I read a lot, so I thought of writing too. I wasn't as talented as Blake in writing stories, so I just write my own feelings and experience in my scroll. Yang suggested I start a blog…and then things started going wild…"
The blonde puffed out her chest proudly as she smirked.
"Plus, it's only writing in a blog, I didn't have to talk to people face to face. I'm totally fine with that." The girl then shrugged.
"But we need to talk in a video if we're vlogging, isn't it?" Weiss asked.
"Nah, it's only talking to the scroll. I can do that."
"What kind of content should we talk about? And are you sure this will make us cash?" The heiress shot Blake and Yang a look.
"We're freestyling. I actually asked my readers what would they like me to talk about, and most of them suggested a 'Dear Blake' series." The Faunus answered, "And yes, it'll make us cash. Not much, but it will."
"Dear Blake?"
"It's kinda like the fans send in questions or requests and you answer them." Yang said, "I already set up our own vlog website and notified Ruby and Blake's fans about it. So, no matter you like it or not, we're doing it! And it sounds super fun too!"
"We're gonna take one question or request each day to answer. The four of us." Blake opened her scroll and showed Weiss the website that Yang built.
There were a lot of questions and requests that the fans had sent to the mailbox of the website that only an admin could access. According to Blake's statement, they were going to pick one and answer it.
The series was named 'Dear RWBY.'
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Start.
They saw their faces on Yang's scroll once they activated the record button.
"Okay…" Yang cleared her throat and then talked in a cheerful voice, "Greetings, Remnant! This is Yang from Team RWBY and here I am with you guys' favorite author Blake and the famous blogger 'RlyRlyKoolKid'! Her real name is Ruby by the way."
"Yang, I thought we promised not to tell them our real names!" Ruby squeaked.
"Then what do you want them to call you? It's a hassle to address you as 'RlyRlyKoolKid' every single time we mention your name in this video!"
"Wait, is this how freestyling works?" Weiss asked.
"Hell yeah!" Yang gave her a thumbs-up, "No script preparing before the recording, so our answer can be genuine."
"O…kay."
"Guys, let's get into the member introduction and straight into the question that we picked." Blake said calmly.
"Yeah. Our video is supposed to be like one or two minutes long only!" Ruby said in a cheerful tone.
"Alrighty. As I've mentioned, I'm Yang and this is Ruby our team leader. And then we have Blake – and lastly, the infamous Weiss Schnee!"
The heiress blushed, but tried her best to hide it.
"Stop it you brute, it's embarrassing!"
"Let's just get into the question before she explodes, Yang." Blake pointed at the piece of paper inside a cookie jar.
"So fans, we saw all the questions and requests you sent in. We wrote them down and put'em all in Ruby's favorite cookie jar-"
Ruby whined in a cute voice.
"-And we decided to draw one random paper to answer!" Yang continued her sentence.
"You can keep sending in questions, we'll update them daily." Blake smiled at the scroll.
"So, as the team leader, will you please do the honor, Rubes?" The blonde handed the cookie jar to its original owner.
Ruby's face turned to glee as she excitedly grab a piece of folded paper from the jar and opened it carefully.
"Read it out, Rubes."
Weiss looked at her worriedly; she had never done stuff like this before and she was starting to regret it.
Very much.
"IBurn_TheTanker asked us…when we wore our pants…we zip up first, then only button it, or we button it first, then only zip it?" Ruby read out the question aloud.
"What kind of absurd question is that?!" Weiss yelped.
"Oh this question is so silly." Yang laughed, "But do you guys notice this kind of…well…small stuff?"
"Not really." Blake said in a monotone, "Now that I think about it…I think I'm the zip first, then button kind of people."
"I'm the other way round." The blonde shrugged, "I like to button first, then only zip."
"But won't you worry about forgetting to zip up after you've buttoned your pants?" Ruby asked, then put her index finger at her chin, "I'm the same with Blake. Although I hardly wear pants…but when I do…yeah, I zip up first before buttoning."
"Nah, it's a habit to always check if your pants' zipped up or not." Yang said, "I always check when I wear jeans. Also, buttoning first makes zipping way easier."
"Indeed." Blake answered, "But it's too much of a fuss to constantly check your zip."
"No it isn't!"
"But Blake, sometimes the zip pulls down itself!" Ruby said, "Especially when the zip quality is bad."
"…You're not wrong."
"And that's why when I have a choice, I rather go for combat skirt and leggings. Pants with zip and button are a headache." Little red spontaneously turned to her partner when she mentioned combat skirt, "What about you, Weiss? You haven't spoken at all! C'mon, the time is running!"
"I…I can't answer that." Weiss looked to a side, refusing to look at her teammates.
"Aww c'mon Weiss, it's normal! There's nothing to be shy about things like this! Everyone who wears pants will encounter the same thing! It's just a little gesture, nobody's gonna judge you!" Yang put her arm around Weiss' shoulder.
"S-Stop it you oaf!" Weiss half-yelled, "It's not because of that! It's…I…"
The three of them got nearer to her as she was whispering in a really low voice.
"You've never wore pants in your whole life?!"
The three of them shouted in unison.
-Beep-
"Anyway guys, this is our first vlog. Hope we didn't screw up!" Yang winked at the scroll.
"And we hope we answered your question, IBurn_TheTanker." Ruby grinned.
"Thanks a lot." Blake smiled, "We'll see you next time. Unfortunately we have an heiress in distress at the moment, so she was unable to say anything to you. We hope you have a nice day!"
End.
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This question spawned in my mind when I was using the bathroom during work. Because I was the buttoning up, then only zipping kind of people, so I always have to check if my pants were properly zipped up. I have the same habit as Yang :x
And I'm pretty sure Weiss have never worn pants in her whole life.
Well okay that's just my headcanon.
This chapter is a bit longer as it was to let you all know why they started vlogging. The next chapters onward (If you guys like it that is, if not I won't continue) will be only the vlogging part of their video.
Anyway, this is just a test drabble. If you guys like it, let me know or just send in some random questions to me via PM here or in my FB page and I'll have RWBY answer it in their next vlog.
I also appreciate feedback.
Thank you!
I do not own RWBY.
Pa-treon: The Tanker, FB Page: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author.
Special thanks to my buddy:
Pearl Darkness.