Dude, humour! OMG!
This fic intended entirely as parody. I firmly believe I would like Sasuke a lot more if 'obsessed with revenge' wasn't his –only- defining character trait. Alas, I do not own him. I do work in retail. It wouldn't surprise me if there are customers out there who really do think like this.
Sasuke was all set. Today was the day. The day he would finally, at long last, have his revenge.
It had taken many years of planning, many years of careful turning over in his mind. He had carefully turned his plan over and over in his mind. Planned every word he would finally say to his nemesis.
And today, he would finally set it all into motion!
Casually strolling into the grocery store, he selected his usual array of foods, sauntered to the checkout, and paid.
Escaping outside, he nearly smirked. Finally, after 5 long years, he had collected enough pennies to pay his entire bill in them! That would teach them to pass him that damn Snow country penny as change!