The Animal Crossing Story.
Bob was a normal person. He was normal except for the fact that he has THREE EYES and three arms and three noses, and three ears and three feet and he was bald and stuff. Anyway, he was walking down the dirt road when he saw a crack in the ground. He stepped on it, it was a pitfall. So then he fell for a really long time and when he hit the ground, he broke his back. He said ow and snapped his spine back into place. Anyway, he continued walking and he saw the devil. (Insert dun dun dun here). The devil, jumped back because of the deformed person in front of him. Then, his mouth formed a wicked and twisted smile. He said, "How would you like it if you looked normal?"
"Go on," Bob replied.
"We will have a competition, if you win, you can look normal, if you lose, you will lose your soul and be as useless as a piece of broccoli…THAT SMELLS!"
"Fine, I accept your challenge, what shall we do?"
"A fiddle, challenge, duh."
"BRING IT!"
"I'll start." So, the devil brought out a golden fiddle and started playing. He was doing well until Bob punched him and knocked him out. So then Bob was all like "I won and stuff" but then the ghost of fairness and stuff appeared and killed Bob because he cheated. Then, the ghost of fairness and stuff woke the devil up and then they had a house party and got married (the ghost of fairness and stuff is a girl).
THE END