AN: I don't own Bleach =(
This is my first go at something like this, so please enjoy ^^ I got the idea off my friend charliechick who has done one of these for Ouran High, so you should read that too!!
Razz: Hello, and welcome to Truth or Dare!!
Ichigo: What?
Razz: Shh, I'm being introductory.
Ichigo: …
Razz: Anyways, let's begin… basically, people will leave reviews either daring, or asking a character to do something!
Orihime: Really! That sounds like fun!!
Razz: …shifty eyes… Yes…
Ichigo: I don't like the sound of this…
Kris: But its great fun!!
Ichigo: Who are you?
Kris: Your worst nightmare! …evil laugh…
Razz: Actually, she's my friend, but today she will be giving the first dare, take it away Kris!
Kris: I dare Aizen… Aizen appears to hear his fate …
Kris: …to put on the high school girl uniform, put Wonderweiss on his shoulders; push Ishida and Ichigo around in a wheelbarrow and sing the Munchkin song from the Wizard of Oz as loud as he can!
Aizen: … You have got to be kidding me!
Razz: No, this is actually pretty normal for Kris, you're in for it Aizen!
Aizen: I won't do it.
Razz: You will, and you will do it with a smile on your face! …points finger menacingly in Aizen's face…
Ichigo: Wait! If it's his dare, how come I have to do something too?
Razz: Oh stop complaining, go and fetch Ishida, he has to participate as well.
Wonderweiss: ???
Aizen: But I don't want to…
Razz: Too bad …hits him on the head with a stick… Wonderweiss! Fetch us a wheelbarrow
Wonderweiss: finds
Moments later the participants are gathered and organised. Aizen is forced into the girl's uniform, with much kicking and screaming, Ichigo and Ishida are squished into a wheel barrow that would normally only hold small children and Wonderweiss is positioned on top of Aizen.
Razz: ...looks… Bwahahaha!
Aizen: glares
Razz: Off you go then.
Aizen frowns some more and then reluctantly grabs the wheelbarrow and pushes it around.
Wonderweiss: Wheee!
Razz: Remember to sing!
Aizen: Come out, come out wherever you are
And meet the young lady who fell from a star
She fell from the sky, she fell very far
And Kansas she says is the name of the star
Kansas she says is the name of the star
She brings you good news, or haven't you heard
When she fell out of Kansas a miracle occurred
It really was no miracle
What happened was just this:
The wind began to switch the house to pitch
And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch
Just then the witch, to satisfy an itch
Went flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch
And oh what happened then was rich
The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the wicked witch
The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the wicked witch
Who began to twitch, and was reduced to just a stitch
Of what was once the wicked witch
We thank you very sweetly for doing it so neatly
You've killed her so completely
That we thank you very sweetly
Let the joyous news be spread
The wicked, old witch at last is dead
Ding-dong the witch is dead
Which old witch? The wicked witch
Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the wicked witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead
As mayor of the Munchkin City
In the county of the land of Oz
I welcome you most regally
But we've got to verify it legally
To see...
To see...
If she...
If she...
Is morally, ethically
Spiritually, physically
Positively, absolutely
Undeniably and reliably dead
As Coroner , I thoroughly examined her
And she's not only merely dead
She's really most sincerely dead
Then this is a day of independence for all the munchkins
And their descendants
Yes, let the joyous news be spread
The wicked old witch at last is dead
Ding-dong the witch is dead
Which old witch? The wicked witch
Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the wicked witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead
We represent the Lullaby League
The Lullaby League, the Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land
We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land
We welcome you to Munchkin Land
Tra la la la la la la la la la la la
From now on you'll be history
You'll be his...
You'll be his...
You'll be history
And we will glorify your name
You will be a bust...
Be a bust...
Be a bust...
In the hall of fame
Tra la la la la la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la
Kris: Bahahahahahahahahaha! Ichigo and Ishida sandwich!!
Ichigo and Ishida: glare
Wonderweiss: Tra la la la la la la la la ...
Orihime: Pft… Ahahahahaha! I'm sorry, that's just too funny!!! XD
Ichigo: …pushes Ishida off him… just wait til it's your turn
Orihime: O.o
Razz: Don't worry too much, we've only got one more intro dare to go, Jaki, what do you have for them to do?
Jaki: Huh?
Ichigo: Wha?! Where do these people keep coming from??
Razz: What do you mean, we're in a library, at my school, and these people are my friends… Did you really not notice?
Ichigo: …looks around sneakily… Ah! Who are all these people?!
Librarian: frowns
Ichigo: falls silent
Razz: idiot…anyway, Jaki! What's your dare?
Jaki: My dare is… my dare is… I dare… Ichigo to die…
Ichigo: WHAT!!!!
Jaki: No, dye his hair…
Ichigo: … oh
Jaki: dye his hair hot pink on one side and blue on the other! And to run around the school wearing butterfly wings with a cherry blossom kimono on and dance the chicken dance!
Ichigo: … how am I supposed to remember all that?!
Razz: Don't worry, we'll make sure you do every last thing! …evil laugh…
So Ichigo is dragged away to get his hair dyed. He shortly returns with hair exactly as specified.
Orihime: … lol XD
Ichigo: shut up, you're all picking on me! ='(
Razz: Stop whining, you're not done yet
Ichigo is then shoved into a cherry blossom kimono and tied down while Kris superglues his butterfly wings to his back. Then he is sent out into the school grounds and commanded by megaphone.
Razz: Hurry up, run dammit!
Ichigo: Shut up!!!
Razz: No!
Kris …Steals megaphone… Chicken dance! Do the chicken dance!
Orihime: …steals megaphone off Kris… Yeah!! Chicken dance!
Ichigo: …does chicken dance…
Jaki: Encore!
Ichigo: Do I have to?
Razz: Yes.
Ichigo: …does it again, this time with many more spectators…
Spectators: Bahahahahahahaha!!!
Ichigo: …runs away…
Rukia: …drags Ichigo back… be a man!
Ichigo: You guys are so mean …whimpers…
Razz: Well, that concludes this chapter; feel free to leave a review with your dares and questions!!
Ichigo: No! Don't; unless you're gonna do something to Ishida!
Razz: That's not very nice Ichigo…
Kris: See ya next time!!!!
Jaki: Bye bye
Ichigo: …groans…