ML54: This is something that I've always wanted to do! And I plan on asking a friend of mine from school for assistance.

Mew: On with it, dog!

ML54: I don't own Pokemon or a couple of these jokes.

Mew's in da Hall

Up in the atmosphere of Earth a strange rap music can be heard with the sound of a voice that sounds as if it were right next to you was resonating. "Oh yeah, time to battle. No wait, your knees are gonna rattle. I'm the best there is. Here's the ass you're gonna kiss..."

In a smoking research lab many humans trying to catch the pink cat that appeared to be rapping. As he was rapping, he was throwing blue, Aura Sphere moves at them. As soon as they were all down, Mew smirked and crossed his arms. "...Mew's in da house, bitch!"

"Mew!" A feminine voice resonated from behind him. He turned to see Arceus shake her head at him. "What have I told you about rapping, while killing many scientific humans and alerting everyone of your presence here to allow Team Rocket members to come later to take your DNA to make a humanoid clone of you that will attack and reek havoc on a small island that housed his birth in an attempt to make many pokemon clones only for it to fail when you come and stop him as well as Ash Ketchup to foil his plans and make him turn into an unexplained good guy in later series?" She asked with out taking a breath.

"That I...Actually you never told me not to do that. And did you just spoil the entire first movie?" Mew asked.

"Well I really shouldn't have to tell you! And there isn't a person on my created Earth that hasn't seen that movie!" She screamed at him. Mew shrugged.

"Whatever. You didn't tell me not to do it." Arceus put on a sarcastic tone.

"Oh yes that's right. I forgot how it works. I have to tell you every single thing not to do, in case you do decide to do it." She glared at the sheepish pink pokemon.

"Yeah. So you technically didn't tell me not to put honey in all of the dispensable soap. Or not to put explosives in the Pastoria Great Marsh."

Arceus nodded. "Yes I didn't tell you...WHAT?" She screamed when she realised what he had said. "Do you know how long that honey took to get out of my fur? C'mon lets go." She sighed, teleporting them back to Hall.

"And now you can replace all of the soap dispensers as well." Mew grumbled and went to do that.

"So I don't see why I'm helping you with this?" Rotom voiced, replacing a Soap dispenser.

"Because your my character's best friend and/or bitch. Nobody takes you seriously as a legendary anyway. All you do is run through cables anyway." Mew replied. "Man this is almost as bad as the time I took marijuana."

Flashback

"ROTOM! Have you ever noticed how your feet are like hands for your legs!" A high Mew had asked.

"I don't have either so no." Mew then got angry.

"LEAVE CELERY OUT OF THIS!" He yelled, smacking Rotom over the head with his tail.

"What? I didn't talk about vegetables?" He cried out desperately.

"SO NOW YOU'RE CALLING MY GIRLFRIEND A VEGETABLE ARE YOU?" He yelled, throwing a plate at him.

"NOT THE FINE CHINA!" Rotom cried, as he was smacked in the face. Mew then burst out crying.

"NO! What happened to China?"

"You threw it at me!" Mew then burst out laughing.

"I can't throw a Country, silly. I'm hungry. Got any Celery?"

"Yeah. I still have nightmares about that." Rotom replied, as they made their way into the main hall of the Hall of Origins where Mew was glomped by Celebi.

"HIYA MEWY!" She declared, cheerfully. Mew, however, had fallen on his face from where Celebi had glomped him. "WHAT YA UP TO?"

"Other than making out with the floor, nothing much." He grumbled, looking up to see a hurt looking Celebi. He grew concerned. "What's up?"

"You're cheating on me with the floor!" She declared. The one thing about Celebi was that the lights were on in there, but nobody was home.

"No, no Celebi. Me and the floor have a brother/sister relationship going on. My feelings for you are way stronger." Celebi smiled brightly.

"Thanks MAW!"

"Mew."

"Mow?"

"Mew."

"Mom?"

"Mew."

"Denise?"

"Huh. Yes, Denise." Celebi saw Azelf and Mesprit talking and went to join in.

"Talk to you later Mew!" Mew just gawked at her.

"How can you stand to be in a relationship with a girl with a brain the size of a peanut?" Uxie asked, coming towards him. Talking in a strangely British accent.

"Shut up Limey!" Rotom answered back.

"There was no call for that. I just wanted to see how my two favourite chaps were doing. Oh and Darkrai was freaking me out." Darkrai then rushed in front of them.

"Hey! I'm the Freddy Cougher of pokemon!" He then rushed off. (always wanted to make that joke!)

"Well...okay?" Mew answered. "Anyway, do all British people talk like that?" Uxie nodded.

"Pretty much. Yeah."

"Shut up, Limey!" Rotom yelled.

"We get it Rotom! You're racist!" Manaphy shouted to him.

"Word." Mew added, causing strange glances to be casted towards him. Celebi then glomped him again.

"Hi Mew!"

"I thought you were calling me Denise now!" Mew exasperated. Celebi looked confused.

"Who's Denise?"

"No you were calling Mew Denise." Uxie explained.

"Mew's name is Denise."

"No but that was what you said."

"That doesn't sound like something I'd say."

"I...But..." Uxie stutterer. He then sighed. "Look. Mew's name is Mew!"

"Then who's Denise?"

"There is no Denise!"

"What?" She then turned to Mew. "Did you know, Mew?"

"Mew doesn't know Denise!" Rotom interjected.

"Then why did you say he did?" She asked.

"WE DIDN'T YOU DID!" Rotom and Uxie shouted at the same time.

"Now that's just silly." She then grabbed Mew's paw. "Now c'mon stud! It's time for our make out session!" She then dragged him off.

"I suppose that answers you question, Uxie." Rotom replied. "She must be extremely be good at making out, or REALLY good in the sack." Uxie nodded.

"Indeed." Rotom glared.

"Shut up, Limey!"

Ml54: I hope you find it funny. Review if you want and review a joke or scene if you wnat it in there.