Title: Axel Is NOT A Pansy
Universe: Kingdom Hearts
Theme/Topic: Axel did something odd while reading Narnia: The Silver Chair
Rating: PG-15
Character/Pairing/s: Axel, Roxas, Zexion, Demyx, Xigbar
Warnings/Spoilers: DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ NARNIA: THE SILVER CHAIR!!
Word Count: 732
Summary: Axel like the Narnia books, so much so that when a certain character dies he does something rather odd for a Nobody…
Song: Pretty Handsome Awkward – The Used
A/N: Celebrating Axel month! Yay!
Disclaimer: If KH was mine Axel would not have died and would've gotten his heart back (to fall in love with my character ;P), so I obviously don't own it.

Axel Is NOT A Pansy

"Axel is a pansy! Axel is a pansy!" chanted Roxas as he skipped around the living room of The Castle That Never was, trying to escape Axel and show everyone what made said Flurry a pansy.

"Give that back, brat! That's my book!" yelled Axel as he chased him around the lounge multiple times, almost tripping over the PS3 console a few times.

"I've never seen that book before… why haven't you shown it to me?" pondered Zexion, reaching out to grab the book from Roxas' eager hand.

Axel tackled Roxas in time to stop him handing it over, but Zexion still caught the title.

"Narnia? How the hell does ready Narnia make someone a pansy?" he asked, rather offended; he loved the series.

"It doesn't, it's what he was doing while reading Narnia that makes him a pansy. He was- mmph!" he was cut off as Axel gagged him with his glove.

Axel pulled his best-friend away by the strings of his hood, purposely taking the two flights of stairs to the rooms just to hurt him, and shoved him into his room.

He threw him onto his bed and pulled up a chair before tying him up while he was still in shock – and unable to move because of his sore back.

"If you ever tell anyone that I was crying when Prince Caspian died I will fry your little weenie so bad that when I put it into Demyx's hotdog it won't even look edible, got it memorised?" he growled out threw clenched teeth.

Roxas turned blue at the thought of being castrated then having to watch his manhood be incinerated and nodded; he was not one for pain or suffering or torture or anything else bad which involved him or his vital organs.

"I'm glad we understand each other. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to make plans for just in case you do tell anyone. Both you and they will be severely tortured if you ever happen to let it slip." He finished, leaving Roxas tied to his bed and unable to reach his Keyblades.

Demyx snuck upstairs, barely avoiding Number VIII as he stalked to his room, and entered the door marked XIII.

He found Roxas tied to his bed, still gagged, and wriggling around trying to get out of his bonds.

Demyx untied his friend and listened to what Axel was going to do to him if he told anyone.

Demyx started snickering at the thought, even though Roxas kept telling him that it wasn't funny. It wouldn't be funny for much longer in any case.

"Roxas, I left my glove in he-" said Axel as he walked into the room. He stopped, seeing Demyx laughing, and jumped to conclusions. "Roxas…" he growled, looking for all the world like a feral animal.

Roxas blanched. "I swear to god I didn't tell him! He's laughing at me! Not you, ME!!" he squealed. Axel didn't believe him.

"Oh come on. You're not really gonna castrate him, are you? He didn't tell me anything! It's not like you were being all tragic or crying or anything, right?" Demyx piped up in Roxas' defence. Axel glared at Roxas even harder. "Oh no way. You cried?" he asked, grinning at the red-head.

"Demyx… I swear to god if you-"

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone." He said, prancing out the door.

Two weeks later Demyx walked out of his room with a pile of papers.

He left one in front of every member's door, and then proceeded to the roof.

Where he dropped the remaining papers and let them fly all over The World That Never Was.

Axel and Xigbar had just returned from a mission, in time to see the multitude of papers take flight.

"Where'd those come from?" asked Xigbar.

"No clue." Replied his junior, wondering where in the worlds those things had come from.

Xigbar grabbed one. His eye quickly skimmed the page, before he started snickering.

"What? What is it?" asked Axel, trying to grab the paper from his friend's hand.

"You cried!?" he asked, tears of mirth swimming in his eyes. "You cried when Prince Caspian died? You really are a pansy, aren't you?" he said, proceeding to laugh all the way to the castle.

"Roxas… Demyx!" Axel growled as he stalked behind Number II. "You're both dead!"

Demyx is doomed…