The "Pat Buchanan Hymn of the Republic"
by Xebot

Sung to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic":


They say that I'm a racist bore
and that's what really sucks
'Cause I never met a black man
that I wouldn't rub for luck

I tell you I'm a moderate
and not the "Christian right"
'Cause I'm moderately rascist
and Jesus wasn't white

I won't reverse the precedents
like Rowe vs. Wade
I'll weigh the merits of each case
then lock you whores in jail

I'll lower all your taxes
by cutting foriegn aid
I'll kick-out all the foriegners
the spics, the kykes, and spades

Don't interpret the Constitution
is what I've always said
The Bill of Rights is sacred
and better left unread