GB: Hi there everybody and welcome to my fourth installment of my little holiday series. Well I'm not going to take up too much of all of your time so I'm just going to get to the point.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people in this story.
GB: Let's get started.
It was a beautiful and sunny day in the Rain Village, there were children running around playing in the sun having the time of their young lives.
Ok time to leave this scene and head to the Akatsuki base, and see what they're doing right now.
"HA!" Deidara screamed as he made his clay bird explode, he stood there admiring his so called work of art.
"Looks like Deidara is really getting into the spirit of this holiday." Konan said to GB as they watched the blonde bomber in the sky.
"Yeah but he's mostly doing this to impress Haruhi" GB replied back to the blued haired woman.
"Hey guys we're back with more fireworks!" Screamed Haruhi Suzumiya with the other brigade members all carrying full bags of fireworks.
"I'm glad to see that you guys were able to pick up the fireworks thanks" GB told them with a smile on his face.
'I don't see why we're celebrating this event we are Japanese. Aw well it did sound like fun when GB explained the fireworks to us.' Kyon thought to himself.
"I can't wait for tonight's big fireworks show it's going to be great!" Haruhi exclaimed with excitement.
"Hey Haruhi what did you think of my little display, un?" Deidara asked as he came down off his giant clay bird.
"It was great you really know how to keep a person's interest up" She told him, which made Deidara dance like a little girl on the inside.
When the S.O.S Brigade members went into the base with the fireworks Tobi came running out of the base with a little clay sculpture in his right hand.
"SENPAI SENPAI!" Tobi screamed as he ran up to the annoyed Deidara.
"What the hell do you want Tobi, un?" Deidara asked the masked man.
"Look what Tobi made, a little clay sculpture just like you do senpai!" He said in a happy voice.
Deidara was about to say something to Tobi about his so called 'art', but Tobi cut him off before he could say anything.
"Now watch as Tobi puts this firecracker into the little sculpture" he instructed the three people watching him.
He then proceeded to place the item into the sculpture and lit it. When the fuse was getting short he threw it into the air and did the hand signs that Deidara uses when he makes he clay explode.
"HA!" Tobi screamed as his art blew up. "Well what do you think Senpai? Tobi made true art just like you!" He said with happiness in his voice.
"Tobi that is NOTHING like my art, un!" Deidara said as if it was an insult to him and his art. "That was just a mockery of what true art is, yeah. That was the work of an idiotic armature who has the IQ of a.." That was all Deidara said before Tobi cut him off.
"Tobi thinks Senpai talks a lot heheheheh!" Tobi said laughing to himself.
It was silent for three seconds before Deidara attacked Tobi and started to beat him till he was dead.
"Konan do you mind breaking them up while I go and check on the others?" GB asked the female Akatsuki who simply nodded to him.
*Inside the Base*
Inside of the base Itachi was busy setting all of the food on the table while his brother Sasuke was busy being chained up cursing him.
"One hand is all I'll need to get free and kill you" Sasuke growled from his seat at the table.
"You do know the more you talk like that the more you're staying chained up." Itachi told him in a monotone voice.
It wasn't long until Kismae came into the Kitchen with a big toothy grin on his face. And
a song in his heart.
"Hi there Itachi isn't today a good day?" Kisame said to his silent partner. "Hi Sasuke you're looking less emo today." He replied to the young Uchiha.
"What's wrong with him?" Sasuke asked, looking at the shark man like he grew a second head.
"He's happy that Ranamon aka Kira from Digimon Frontier02: Rebirthing is coming back here." GB said as he entered the room. "Plus they went on a date and I heard it went pretty good." He concluded.
"I feel like I'm walking on sunshine right now" Kisame explained, and they could've swore they saw a bright light shine behind him.
"Ok, um I'm going to go and check up on the others then." GB said as he left them to do their jobs.
"Living Room"
In the living room Zetsu was busy watching a flower show very intensely.
"Enjoying the show?" GB said as he approached the plant man which caused him to jump and changed the channel.
"I was just trying to find the…. Sports channel for the basketball game…." Zetsu's black and white half explained to GB.
"Ok, whatever you say then" GB said and left the room not wanting to know what Zetsu was really doing.
As soon as GB left the room Zetsu checked to make sure nobody else was going to show up and switched back to the plant channel.
"Now back to business… Such lovely and classy ladies they have on this show." Zetsu's black and white halves commented.
"Hidan and Kakuzu"
"Why do we even have to spend money on these worthless things!" Kakuzu bitched about for the fifteenth time today.
"You're starting to give me a fucking headache, so shut the fuck up!" Hidan screamed back at his partner.
"Hey guys how's it going?" GB asked as he approached the 'Zombie brothers' who both looked at him ready to kill.
"WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP SPENDING MY MONEY ON ALL OF THIS HOLIDAY SHIT!" Kakuzu yelled like he was about to have another heart attack.
"Look Kakuzu if this is about money I tell you what why don't you take some fireworks and sell them." GB told the old miser.
"You mean you sell this stuff?" Kakuzu asked a bit skeptically with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah people sell fireworks on the fourth of July all the time" Before GB knew it Kakuzu already had a armful of fireworks and was out of the room before anybody could blink.
"Damn miser" Hidan grumbled while sitting on the sofa.
"Hey Hidan don't you want to celebrate with us?" GB asked the silver haired Jashinist.
"Why the fuck would I want to celebrate another fucking religious holiday that Jashin would frown upon?" Hidan asked the boy.
"Hidan this isn't a religious holiday" GB informed him.
"It's not?" Hidan replied back.
"Nope I just celebrate it because I love playing with fireworks." GB told smiling at his own statement.
"Fine I guess I'll join you guys, but can I sacrifice some of the guests?" Hidan asked hoping he could please his god.
"No" GB answered back.
"Fuck you" Hidan said as he left the room disappointed that he couldn't sacrifice anybody.
"Whatever" GB said as he left the room as well, to prepare for the guests to arrive.
GB: Well I hoped you enjoyed the first chapter. A little massaged to the readers there is a reason behind these little holiday stories and if you want to know what that is, you'll wait till the final chapter of this story is up. So you know all you guys have to do is just read and review. I'll all of you guys in chapter 2.