Kirby's Dream Smash

Stevie Wonder Belgium (which we will refer to as SWB): Peach, do the disclaimer.

Peach: Why me?

SWB: Because I hate you and you shouldn't be allowed to be a smasher.

Peach: (death glares SWB) SWB does not own any Super Smash Bros. Characters.

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Chapter 1: Meeting the smashers

Narrator: At the Smasher's Mansion.

Kirby: Alright! I won a year supply of food!

Peach: How does anyone give YOU enough food for a year?

SWB: *pops in from nowhere* Don't you dare insult Kirby! *zaps Peach with lightning*

Kirby: Thanx man, she was really annoying me.

Mario: Don't weaken her too much, or Bowser will kidnap her again, and who has to save her?

Everyone: You!

C. Falcon: Racing is cooler than saving princesses, oh yeah!

Mario: Ya think I chose to be a princess-saver?

Fox: But how do you save her? You're only a plumber.

Mario: I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME ONLY A PLUMBER! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! *charges at Fox*

SWB: Cut it off, you two! *zaps them both*

DK: Mario, you remember those lessons where I thought ya to stay cool under every situation? Ya should remember them.

Zelda: Could you give me such lessons too? Link often annoys me.

SWB: Shut up, Zelda! *zaps her* Ohh, I love doing that.

Link: Zelda, are you okay? *runs off to her*

Y. Link: Don't worry, she's fine. SWB: My zaps heal quite quickly, except for when I intend to kill.

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