This fic is based on Mario Party 9, where Toadette is suspiciously nowhere to be found.
The following story takes place in March of 2011.
Toadette yawned and looked at her clock. 10 AM. Perfect time to wake up, she thought. Not too early and not too late.
She slowly got out of her bed and looked out her window. The perfect sunny morning with light winds and no clouds. It was definitely going to be a beautiful day.
She got herself some Pop-Tarts from the kitchen and poured herself a tall glass of chocolate milk. She hurried back to her room, sat down at her desk and turned her computer on.
After a few minutes of waiting, the computer was fully on. Toadette clicked on the Google Chrome icon and went to Facebook. She signed in and was then taken to her friends' wall of updates.
"Sigh...same old stupid updates. Bowser complaining about how his life is unfair...Kirby bragging about eating 10 extra large pizzas in 5 minutes...Wiggler getting mad over the littlest things...man, I really wish something new would pop up." Toadette said and sighed while eating her pop-tart.
Her eyes then widened as soon as she saw something exciting.
"Hells yeah! Mario Party 9 is currently under production! Me and the gang are going to Nintendo of Japan tomorrow to get the game going!" was written on Daisy's update.
"WH-WHAT? Why the heck wasn't I informed of this? Or was I not suppose to be informed?" Toadette asked herself. She was starting to get confused and frustrated.
She stomped out of her room and barged into Toad's room.
"Toad! Get up! I need to talk to you about something EXTREMELY important." Toadette demanded.
Toad lazily rolled over to her and barely opened his eyes. "Why must you ruin my beauty sleep...?"
Toadette ignored his complaint and asked, "Did you know that Mario Party 9 is currently in production now?"
Toad rubbed his eyes. "Yeah, I know of it. Why?"
"WHAT? But how did you know of it though? Did you get a letter or something?"
"Yeah. In the mail. It was for me. It came last week and the letter said something like...'Dear Toad, we are informed to invite you to Nintendo of Japan to complete the production of Mario Party 9. You will be paid 999,999 coins for this project along with your friends. Good day'." Toad said.
"...But I didn't get any mail though!" Toadette started to sob.
"Well...this is bad..." Toad said, starting to get scared because he knows how Toadette can be when she gets emotional.
"...!" She screamed so loud that the house exploded, which made the universe explode for some weird reason.
The end.
Just kidding, but she did scream incredibly loud.
"CALM DOWN CALM DOWN!" Toad yelled, jumping out of bed and shutting her mouth.
Toadette leaped back. "HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN I'VE BEEN EXCLUDED FROM A GAME IN A SERIES THAT I HAVE BEEN IN FOR 3 GAMES? 4 IF YOU WANNA COUNT MY CAMEO IN DS!"
"I don't know, okay! Just ask Nintendo or something about it!" Toad said.
"Gasp! That's a good idea! I'll do just that! Nintendo, prepare for a 5-page long letter from TOADETTE THE SPUNKY MUSHROOM GIRL! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Toadette laughed, trying WAY too hard to sound evil and conniving.
"CAN YOU BE QUIET OVER THERE?" Shouted a neighbor from next door.
"NEVAR!" Toadette shouted back and ran out the room, then accidentally tripped over and fell down the stairs.
"Holy crap! Are you alright?" Toad called out.
"Yeah, I'm fine! I just banged my body up a bit..." Toadette replied.
She then got ran over by a taxi, who crashed in to the house and crashed out.
"WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT?" Toad shrieked.
"A...ow, ta-ow! Xi!" Toadette tried to yell as best as she could.
"A what now?" Toad asked again.
"A FREAKING TAXI!"
Pac-Man then came running into the house and ate Toadette then ran away.
EOC.
Man, Toadette is having some terrible luck today! Will she successfully get a reply from Nintendo once she sends in her complaints? And will she ever get out of Pac-Man's stomach? Find out in the next chapter!