Mission School Rumble

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or School Rumble.

Rated M

Normal speech: "Talking"

'Inner Thoughts, Dialogue, or reading passages from books, scrolls, etc.

"YELLING!"

"Boss Summons, Demons, Demonic/Angry characters Speaking, Titles and Area location

'Demon/Boss thinking'

"DEMON/BOSS YELLING"

Jutsu:"Wind Release: Rasengan!"

/Flashbacks/

Prologue

In England at a certain London mansion a father was putting his little girl to bed.

"Daddy will you read me my favorite bed-time story, pleeeeaaaasseee." she made the face that no one could say no too.

Her father smiled warmly at her, "Sure thing sweet heart." he picked up her favorite story

He opened the book the the start and begin with the tale,"In a great and far off land there was a mysterious continent that we're inhabited by powerful warriors with skills that we're god like. On this continent there nations of great strength, there was one of fire, one of water, one of wind, one of lighting and one of earth, including many other small villages. There we're wars between the nations of power, on the battle field we're the forces of good and evil battle it out. These powerful warriors are known as... Ninja's."

As the clock ticked away into the night as the father read to his little girl waiting for her to fall asleep but it looked like that wasn't happening anytime soon as she was jumping up and down on her bed role-playing what was happening in the story.

"-thunk, thunk, thunk, sounded the kunai's as they missed him by an inch and struck the tree. The ninja was hiding behind the tree that the kunai's we're staked in, huffing and puffing from exhaustion.

"Are you ready to give up yet!" shouted the rogue ninja who was positioned on a tree branch, he continued, "I'm getting rather tired of this game of tag of ours.", but before he knew what hit him smoke we're thrown at his face.

"Smoke bombs? Are you serious that's your plan." He heard something at his right side, "I got you now!" he said as he used his retractable blades on his wrists to attack that side of him.

*Slash*

"ARGH!" was shouted out in pain.

As the smoke from the smoke bomb cleared the enemy ninja was standing tall while the other shinobi was kneeling and clutching his side in pain.

"Surrender or Die!" he sneered

The fallen ninja trying to stand proper, "I have two things to say to you."

"Grr I'm not interested in what you have to say!" he shouted as plunged the blade into the other shinobi's stomach and pinned him to the tree.

" You should of giving up when up you had the chance now your going to die."

The ninja who pinned to the tree slowly looked up at the rogue, "Give up-" he said before disappearing into a puff of smoke.

"What the-" said the rogue in surprise and went to turn around as he heard something, but found that he was to late.

"-Trying to make me give up." as he finished his sentence, he then slashed the rogue's back making fall to the ground in pain.

"ARGH!" he cried in pain as he hit the ground.

The now once proud rogue looked up, "Ugh, E-Even if you take me out, another assassin will come to attack your village." "Hehehe, as long as we live in this cursed shinobi world... there will never be peace..."

"..." he was silent until he spoke, "If that is the case, then I will break this curse. If there's such a thing as peace then I'll find it." he spoke confidently,"I'm not giving up."

The downed rogue ninja looked up at the man who bested him to take his features. He had wild blonde hair that had his standard head band with a symbol of a leaf on it, along with the standard Jounin vest he wore proudly. His face which we're adorned with whisker marks and stubble, but the thing he will never forget is the sincerity coming from his piercing azure blue eyes.

"W-Who are you?" the rogue ninja asked the mysterious ninja who defeated him." he looked at his daughter and laughed inwardly as it looked like she had to much sugar again.

"Go on, go on!" said the little girl bouncing up in excitement.

Her father continued on, " The mysterious ninja looked down upon him and smiled as he pronounced proudly that his name was-" (1)

"NARUTO!" the little girl squealed with delight as she jumping on her bed.

Her father smiled and chuckled as he shut the book which showed the title of "The Tales of the Gutsy Shinobi." "Ok dear it's time for bed."

That made her stop jumping and looked at him, "Awwweee daddy do I have too? I'm not even tired-" *yawn* she looked at him sweetly, "Um, that's how I show I'm really awake?"

He smirked at her decent attempt in lying, "Nice try sweety but better luck next time." he picked her up, pulled the bed covers off and lied her down on the bed to tuck her in.

"Daddy will make me a caterpillar?

He looked at her sweetly, "If that's what you want?" she nodded, "Ok." he complied.

He tucked her pink quilt cover under her from both sides leaving her head out, which made her look like a pink caterpillar.

"Happy my little caterpillar?" he looked down at his daughter

"Yes daddy." she halfway replied as she was started to fall asleep, "Daddy."

"What is it pumpkin?"

"When I grow up I'm going to find and marry Naruto do you think we could be ninja's together." she said while her eye lids we're shut.

Her father wasn't sure how to answer that with a reply, so he did the next best thing any father would do.

He lied, " Yes, you will sweety. Now go to sleep."

"I-I l-love you daddy." she murmured out before going to sleep.

Her father smiled and leaned down to kiss her on her forehead, "And I love you too, Eri." After kissing his Blonde-haired daughter goodnight, he vacated the room to go finish off his paperwork and shut the door.

But unfortunately for the father he never saw the moving shadows outside of little Eri's window.

Main Story begins now

Chapter 1: My Mission is What!

Years later - On a ship out at sea

It is the twentieth day on aboard a cruise ship Naruto Uzamaki the container of the Nine-tailed Demon Fox looked out at sea enjoying the view from on top of the ship's funnel with the wind in his hair.

There was a complication five days ago when he went through withdrawals when his stash of ramen had run out and so with a unsatisfied stomach empty of ramen with a growl that can't be tamed, but that's not the only thing he couldn't get rid of.

*Sigh* "I'm sooo booored. There's nothing left to do on this ship other than train and even then I couldn't be bothered." *sigh* While Naruto was content for a time with the books and scrolls he had brought with him as while also studying the clan scrolls he'd been given by Tsunade everything is useful but it's just when studying for twenty days and twenty nights it tends to become tedious.

"I guess I'll just hit the sack and hopefully we'll get there in less time." He gets up off his ass and starts to scale down the ship funnel with chakra ands proceeds to walk non-stop until he hits his cabin.

Naruto locks the door behind him and plants himself head first on to the bed.

"I didn't realized it would be so boring to be by myself, I knew I shouldn't agreed with granny in doing this mission and the way I she had sent me off was messed up." was his last thought before falling asleep.

/Flashback/Dream/

24 Days Earlier

Tsunade the Godaime Hokage was having a staring contest with the evil of all evil, paperwork and she was losing. There was way too much paperwork, it was a wonder why her sensei didn't give the job to anyone just to get out of it.

However something broke the monotony of the day, when a knock came to her office door, "Lady Tsunade I have a message for you. It's marked urgent."

She looked up from the hellish paperwork, "Come in, Shizune." Tsunade replied as she was carefully putting her sake bottle down so it wouldn't clink.

When Shizune entered she was looking at her Hokage warily and handed her the message. Tsunade looked at it real carefully, it showed it was a normal looking letter with a wax seal with the letter "S" on it. It was only until she turned it over to see who it was addressed too and what she saw made her heart ache.

The letter was addressed to one "Jiraiya of the Sannin." on it.

*She sighed as she looked at the name with a sad smile, 'How I miss that perverted old man.' she brought out of her thought by Shizune calling to her, "Lady Tsunade? Are you alright?" she asked concerned for her master knowing who's name she saw.

Tsunade nodded to her long time apprentice and friend, "Yes Shizune I'm fine, but it does make things complicated when ever I see or think of what reminds me of the old goat. Now let's see what so urgent." she brakes the seal on the letter and slides it out to read it.

From Shizune's point of view it looked like Tsunade went would take awhile so she decided to take her leave.

As she reached the door, 'WHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!" Shizune turned around to see her mentor with a shocked expression and a open mouth.

Shizune ran back to Tsunade to see if she was alright, "Tsunade! Lady Tsunade what's the matter?" but she was getting babbling in response.

"What the- that can't be? Can it? How?"

*SMACK*

Tsunade was brought out of her constant babbling by getting slapped by Shizune. Now holding her red cheek, "Um, thank you Shizune I needed that." she got up and went to the cupboard behind her chair and grabbed her secret stash of high priced sake.

"Lady Tsunade! Now is not the time to be drinking, give that to me." now holding out her hand

Tsunade sat down and slowly turns to Shizune, "Trust me Shizune I need a drink after reading that letter." a thought occured to her and she smiled, "Also I will forgive you for striking your Hokage if you let me keep this, understand." she says while rubbing her red mark,

Shizune looked at her defiantly before sighing, "Yes, Lady Tsunade I understand. But would make you become so erratic like that?"

Tsunade while drinking her sake pushed the letter to her secretary. She observed her from the corner of her eye, as she waited for a reaction and got it when she saw her friend faint with the same face she had.

"Great now I'll have to wait for her to wake up to have a drink with me." she sighed as she looked on at her fallen friend, "But I'm to impatient right so I guess i"ll just have to do this the hard way." She used her mystic palm on head friend head where she had fallen and cracked some smelling salts.

"Uhhh. What happened?" Shizune questioned.

"You read the letter that's what happened." Tsunade answered

She was helped up to her feet, "So I guess Naruto will have to be informed. I'll get ANBU on to it." As she started to leave she was stopped.

"Wait, Shizune." she turns to see her mentor with a predatory smile, "Let's make it interesting, shall we? Hehehe" Shizune didn't like where this was heading but she had to accept it.

Ichiraku's Ramen

Naruto shivered, "I feel a disturbance within the log." and then continue with his ramen.

Naruto was at Ichiraku's doing what he does best, scoffing down ramen like there was no tomorrow.

Naruto's eating frenzy was stopped by an ANBU appearing.

"Uzumaki-san you've been summoned by the Hokage, it seems she has a mission for you." was all the ANBU said before puffing into smoke.

Naruto paid for his glorious meal, "I'll catch ya around old man." and with that he shushined away.

Naruto entered into Tsunade's office to see the Hokage with a scroll in her hands and a sly smirk. "Come in Naruto, I've got your mission scroll right here." Tsunade said with a laugh.

"What's so funny Grandma Tsunade?" Naruto asked, as he took the file off of the desk. Naruto read over it carefully, and then looked up at Tsunade dumbstruck. "Y-You can't be serious G-Grandma?" Naruto said with worry. Tsunade nodded, causing Naruto to cry out, "SAY WHAT! You're sending me back to school, and not only that, but to be a body guard!" Naruto said as he slammed his head onto the desk.

"I thought you'd be happy, being with a girl 24/7 for 2 years if not more." Tsunade said as she laughed at her fellow blonde.

"Not funny Grandma, I'm not Pervy Sage..." Naruto said as he glared at Tsunade.

"Oh, come on Naruto, at least there's one thing that will cheer you up." Tsunade said, turning to a page in the file and handed it to Naruto.

Naruto looked over the page, then broke out into a foxy-grin. "No way...you mean your finally giving me my inheritance?" Naruto asked, still grinning.

"Yes Naruto. I thought it's finally time to give you what rightfully belongs to you and since you will be away you can take this with you since you won't here when your 18th birthday comes around-" Tsunade said, smiling fondly at Naruto. ", -and when your mission is complete and you finally come home I will judge you to see if you are deserving of the title of Jounin."

Naruto beamed at the thought, "This'll be awesome!" Naruto said out loud as he handed the file back to Tsunade.

"You'll be leaving tomorrow morning then. Your guide will be waiting at the front gate." Tsunade said.

"Okay Grandma! See ya tomorrow!" Naruto said happily, then walked out of the Hokage's office.

Naruto was ecstatic. In three years he could be a Jounin on the same level as Kakashi. Sure he'll miss everyone but it's not forever and on the plus side to gain his families jutsu's scrolls so he'll be even stronger than before and with it he can take on Akatsuki...

He then made a sudden stop, remembering something. He spun around and glared at Tsunade.

"Wait a minute...this isn't some sort of plan to get me away from fighting the Akatsuki again, is it?" Naruto asked, suspicious.

"Well...with the information we have on the Akatsuki, their quickest spy will probably think that you've left the village and gone into hiding again and Naruto, you've worked hard enough, you've gotten Kyuubi under control even though we had to cut your training with Killer Bee short and bring you back to the village. Besides, I think you've earned a break," Tsunade said, giving him a wink, "And if things go well on your mission, you may even gain yourself a girlfriend, just no funny business I don't won't to be a real grandma just yet." she smirks at his red face.

Naruto blushed hard "S-Shut up your mouth you old bag!", he gave sigh while rubbing his hand through his hair, "Well okay if your sure, but if another problem with the Akatsuki comes up give me a call, alright?" Naruto told her, with Tsunade nodding in return. "Then I guess I'll see ya later grandma." he said and left the office with a wave.

As he came out he saw Shizune smiling to him, "Good news, Naruto?"

Naruto was feeling like he was missing something with the way she was smiling at him, "Ahhh yeah Shizune. This mission is gonna be a long one, so I got to go pack right away see ya." he shushined to his apartment.

Seeing she was alone she went and knocked on the Hokage's door. After hearing a "Come in" she entered the room.

When she entered she walked over to a laughing Tsunade and was handed a drink, "Hahaha, ahhh it's to bad I won't see the brat's face when he finds out what else this mission entails for him." she snickered drunkly.

Shizune was unconvinced by the idea, but did agree it would be something to see Naruto's face when the time comes, "Are you sure that was wise not to inform him?"

"Pfft. That little brat will be fine. Besides what is the worst that could happen?"

"I suppose your right. I guess."

"Of course I'm right." she holds out her glass, "Cheers."

"Cheers."

*Clink*

After she had finished her drink, "It won't be the same without him here, I''ll miss him." Shizune said while a stray tear drops.

After Tsunade finished her drink she got up from her chair to give Shizune a comforting hug, "Everyone will miss the lug nut." she replied as she holding an upset Shizune (2).

While holding her friend she felt that cheeks we're wet and realized she was crying too.

Now shedding tears for the loss of her pseudo-son.

'Come back alive brat and you better not screw this up.' she sadly thought.

/Flashback/Dream End/

*FFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!* (For those who don't know it's the ship horn blowing.)

"AHHHHH!"

*BANG*

"Uhhh my head uh wh-what the hell is going on?" Naruto rubs part of his head where he landed on after being shocked awake out of his bed.

*Knock Knock Knock*

"Ah my head the constant noise. Who is it?"

The cabin door opens to reveal a staff member "Sorry to disturb you sir, but we're coming into port now."

Naruto nodded understanding "Ok I'll just pack my stuff up." The man nodded and closed before he left.

Naruto picks himself up off the floor "Ok time to collect my shit and go." He made sure to go through a check list he had made for what would be necessary for his trip, "Family scrolls, check. 200 kunai's and 300 shuriken's, check . Blank scrolls used for sealing, check. Limited Edition Hot and Heavy Icha Icha paradise, che-" a blank look came over Naruto's face, "I'm gonna kill Kakashi-sensei next time I see him." he looks at the book and glares at it, "The first chance I get, I'm burning you in a holy logfire." and continued to check the rest of his luggage.

After Naruto pocketed his toad shape wallet he found a sphere like object on the ground. He knew it wasn't his decided to keep it. After he finished packing his belongings, he shuts the door and heads to the main deck.

On Deck

Naruto shouldered his backpack as he approached the port. Naruto was looking nervously at the huge city.

"Have you never seen anything like it before?"

Naruto shook his head "It looks bigger and more advanced than anything I've seen in the Elemental Nations." Naruto admitted.

"They call it Yagami City." Crewman laughed he patted Naruto on the back, "Don't fret kid just remember what doesn't kill you makes you stronger." replied another crew-mate and walked off with his parter to prepare to dock.

"Yeah I guess?" "Naruto sucked in some air to calm his nervousness 'Ok, I'm ready to kick ass!' he confidently thought.

When on deck he checked to see if he was by himself Naruto nodded. "Now to find my target?" he said to himself and opens up the mission briefing.

Mission: Escort/Bodyguard

Rate of Pay: (Will be discussed upon arrival)

Assigned Operative: Naruto Uzamaki, (solo mission)

Mission Specifics: To guard and lead the heir of the Sawachika Clan around during your dictated time of contract. The Sawachika holds many ties around the world so this makes them prone to all sort of threats there has already been an attempt kid-napping. So to protect her we have hired a ninja escort for the set amount of time. Keep her safe, jeopardizing her health may result in a termination of the contract and the pulling of future business from Sawachika Company.

Contact Point: The Sawachika Mansion

Target: -

"Damn, a rich girl? How did I ever get so lucky?" Naruto said with a sigh. She might be a stuck up snob if she's the heir to her clan. But he was going to make sure to her safety even if she was a snob. 'I'll just knock her a few pegs down like what I did to Konohamaru if push come to shove.' He smirked at what he remembered as the ship docked and a boarding ramp was being lowered down.

'I wonder what this entire mission is going to be like? Hmm I guess I'll just find the old fashion way.'

Once the boarding ramp was placed Naruto looked at the deck as to see the rest of the passengers had already began to leave. He shouldered his pack with his scroll attached to it and slowly began to walk he began to disembark off the ship.

'Beware motherfucka's Naruto Uza-Fucking-Maki is here! I will accomplish my mission I've been set to do and protect you.'

Eri Sawachika...

(1) I had to find that bloody book 43 or was it 44 oh who cares I found it. Now as I saying that paragraph in it is Canon owned, but with some parts I've added my own stuff.

(2) I've read somewhere Shizune is a light weight and gets drunk easily so I've made it like that. If she's not like that then it will be that she's being emotional becase Naruto is going away.

Ok first chapter done. There isn't much to it at first I know, but it will get more into it when Naruto settles in. So what do you think? This was actually my first story I started before my other story The Flying Fox. Well I'll update soon as I get my next chapter ready.

I'll try fixing it up if there are mistakes later.

Review and I will consume.