One day NicoCW was walking down the road, on his way to get a Bagel from Wawa's- hopefully one with too much cream cheese on it. It was just an average day for the height-challenged remix man.
However, at one street corner in a bad part of town, he saw an old rival and, worse yet, made accidental eye contact- which summoned the attention of his vaguely Crab-like archenemy, Crabolo. They had, as most Philly residents knew all too well, been enemies ever since Crabolo visited Nico's house, ate some greasy food, and used his controller without washing his hands.
"Nico, you son of a bitch! How come you went on that trip to Metropolis Past and didn't invite me?" Crabolo asked, while charging at the stout Italian and preparing himself for a deadly Rolling Attack.
"Because you don't know how to wash your hands! Or, like, weird claw things!" said Nico, deftly dodging the blow and retaliating with his feared Inflation attack.
Crabolo was struck, but shook off the pain and went back in for another blow- his feared Water Squirt attack. It doesn't sound like all that much, but he aims for your pants so it looks like you pissed yourself. Nico was able to avoid the worst, but his shirt took some of the liquid- making himself look like he just got back from a Wet T-Shirt Contest, where he had placed last.
Nico fired back with a Breakfast Burrito Bomb, which was met with a Claw Slash, which in itself was countered by a Spinning Attack- which totally isn't a Rolling Attack- Nico even went so far as to block Crabolo on twitter. It seemed both sides were at an impasse, until the unthinkable happened.
Around the corner came a Watermelon guy with a neckbeard and goofy glasses. He was committing a crime beyond reason- eating the little Pretzel sticks out of a bag of Chex Mix and not touching anything else. Disgusted by this display, both Nico and Crabolo turned their attention onto him, delivering a powerful combination attack- Nico held the Gourd-man up, while Crabolo punched him until he puked.
With this man now dispatched, Crabolo and Nico looked at each other. It clicked. They shook hands, they made up with each other, they were pals again. Crabolo then joined NicoCW on his way to Wawa's.
When they got there, they were too late and they were out of Bagels. Needless to say, Crabolo and Nico haven't talked since.