Lol this is a fic about a pic I saw and thought it was funny and decided to write a fic bout it. And funnily enough I have permission LOL.

It is where Demyx and Axel and Roxas go around the worlds solving mysteries and is mostly humor but will try and add mystery not very good at it though.

'Hey Saix, you need a hair cut.' Demyx said turning around to face him on the couch as he stood behind him. Saix remained calm but walked away muttering to him self. 'if only we weren't aloud to kill team members.' And walked into the kitchen. He pulled out a mug and started to make a coffee when a voice in the doorway made him turn around. 'Hey Saix you should get a haircut.' Demyx said again and Saix walked off still silent. He ended up in the hall looking at the half finished kingdom hearts. When Xigbar teleported into the room with Demyx on his shoulders in a shoulder war because they both looked every way as if to suddenly see a berserker attack them. When Axel and Roxas portalled in Roxas on Axel's shoulders. Then Roxas and Demyx lunged for each other and continued their war. When Demyx called out 'Saix a trim would look good on you.' Suddenly Saix lifted his hand and summoned his claymore. Demyx let out a small 'Eeeep.' And Xigbar threw him to the ground and teleported away quickly followed by Axel and Roxas. Then he quickly got to his feet and sprinted for the door. having water for an element was good because Demyx let a puddle on the floor behind him and was satisfied when he heard a dull thud as Saix hit the wall after stumbling. Then Demyx opened a portal into the room. Proof of existence. And quickly looked at his own panel. It changed corresponding to how close to death they were at the moment. His was a very faint pink meaning about two seconds away, and he jumped away. When there was a giant thud and the panel he was standing on was destroyed. Zexions panel. There was a zapping sound and Demyx turned to see Saix with his hair on end and then he fell over unconscious. He turned to look at his panel which again was a nice blue. Then he was dragged away into a portal. He ended up in Xemnas' office. And he knew he was in big trouble.

Ten minutes later he had been banned from eating food, yelling, running and singing.He was also banned from playing his sitar which greatly upset him because it was one of the few things he did with out annoying to many of his fellow housemates. Also denied of him were the computer, PS2, Xbox, and television. This also greatly annoyed him as he was the best at all of these things. Seeing as he rarely got missions he had plenty of leisure time most of which he spent playing his sitar but when he had finished his eight hour daily practice of that he left to go and do other things. Some days he would watch TV others he would play the Xbox. He was flexible. Today however he walked aimlessly through the castle that never was and looked for something to do.

'Uhhhh im so bored.' Demyx said aloud as he walked in the hall of empty melodies. Which today it was because he wasn't playing here. When Axel and Roxas ran out of the next room and stopped in front of him. 'Oh hey guys.' Demyx said in a small voice he was utterly bored and not very hyper right now. 'Hey guess what?' asked Roxas.

'Dunno.' Said Demyx

'Orders from the superior get to it.' And he handed him a note. And axel kept on going while Roxas turned around and ran back the other way. Demyx looked down at the note and read it.

"Demyx the castles supply of awesomely cool black cloaks has run out and since you are in debt to Zexion you will be doing the laundry in his place.

- The Superior

'Crap.' And with that he walked to the laundry in the basement. He was walking down and he saw axel talking to Larxene and they were exchanging jokes. 'And then he goes "did you lose a bet.' Larxene said as he sulkily walked past them into the laundry. When he got into the laundry he saw that there was a mountain of washing twelve feet tall. He started by filling the three washing machines with powder and then he put the cloaks in one. Underwear and things like that in the next and leisure clothes in the last and turned them on. First done was the cloaks and he hung them on the line on the roof by portaling there. Next was the leisure clothes he also hung them there except for his favorite shirt and jeans which he changed into. Lastly was the underwear. He treated this pile with extreme care as he didn't want to touch to much of it. Then a light bulb above his head lit as he had an idea.

He found a pair of white boxers with love hearts and put them aside he also took a pair of his own under wear and Larxene's polka-dot bra. He then walked out to axel and Larxene and said loudly. 'AXEL CAN YOU PLEASE QUICKLY DRY THESE THINGS FOR ME!' he saw axel reluctantly turn and face him. 'Fine.' He spat with enough acid in his voice to drown Lexaeus in. he ignited his hands and put them close to the pile of clothes for a minute until they were dry and he said in a sing song voice 'thank you axee-poo.' And quickly ran before the higher ranked nobody could punch him.

As he entered the laundry he put his under wear on his head, the bra on backwards to avoid silly questions about him having boobs and the boxers on over his jeans. And he ran to the mirror in the corner to admire his hard work. His mullet was ruined but he didn't care. The hair poked out the holes and the rest of it hung down like his mullet. His red shirt was covered in a yellow and black polka dot bra that was on backwards. And his jeans were obscured by Xigbar's boxers. 'Now I need a name.' he thought to him self then it clicked.

Clean.

Laundry.

Man.

Dun dah End of chapter. Lol this is gonna be good I can feel it.

So please review and I'll write faster plz!!!