It was a warm day in the middle of winter when Matzo Balls the Third trudged their way through the snowy snowstorm to catch some sweet, sweet peen. Lurking around the corner with a friendly AR-15 in hand, Matzo was nearing the Marsh residence.
Matz hid the gun behind their back as they walked up against the house, back pressed up against the siding. They continued to scoot down the yard, trying their best to not look suspicious.
Why was Matzo Balls outside of Stan's house? Well, they were feeling a bit…. crazy tonight. Stan wasn't answering their texts and they couldn't possibly figure out why. Matz was in the mood for some nice puke kinky shit, but Stan simply wasn't complying. It made them angry… they were furious, hence the gun. When Matzo got angry, they always turned to their trustworthy AR-15 to help them out. It was their one and only coping skill; the only thing besides vomit that made them truly happy.
"I can't wait to lick up all of Stan's regurgitated food.. Mmmm…" They whispered to themselves, then a thought suddenly crossed their mind.
"Oy, man, I sure do hope his barf is kosher."
Out of the corner of their eyes, Matz saw a light flickering through a nearby window. Their attention darted in that direction, noticing that the window was actually open. Jewtastic! They could just sneak in right through the small crack, since Matzo was so short. So short that they could squeeze through anything life sent their way… like a window.
With a small huff, Matz wiggled their way into the house, finding themselves in the living room. Hmm… strange… nobody was awake.
Oh, wait! The distinct sounds of Randy Marsh, clearly drinking his sorrows away. Hmm.. reminds me of a certain narrator right now… ANYWAYS!
Randy came strutting out of the kitchen, bottle of wine tucked underneath his dad wing. He pulled it out and began chugging… and chugging… and chugging. He didn't even notice Matzo, the regular Marsh family stalker, standing in their living room.
Moving his free arm, Randy pointed in no direction whatsoever. He stared off into space before looking back at Matzo and stating, "that should be you up on that pole, girl." He then wandered off towards the home phone, dialing the number of the local Pizza Hut.
Overall confused, Matzo waddled their nice ass upstairs, walking into the bathroom. They looked near and far for Stan's toothbrush and found the object floating right in the toilet. Nice! How convenient; it was going to have some nice flavor now too.
Waddling out again, Matz walked into Stan's room, seeing the sleeping beauty right in front of their eyes. How magnificent… Stan was always cuter while asleep. Gazing at the sight before them, Matz took in the situation, happily drooling all over Stan as he slept. Matz was at Edward Cullen status here, but it made sense… Matz doesn't sleep. Matz likes blood and gore. Was Matz a vampire? They would have to remember to hang out with the vamp kids later.
With their massive dick hard, Matz was fantasizing about Stan's thick, slimy vomit all over their chest. They couldn't wait to shove the toothbrush down Stan's throat in order to induce the glorious clumps of Stan's puke. At that last thought, Matzo couldn't wait any longer; they had to do this now.
Using the feces flavored toothbrush, Matz crammed the object inside of Stan's mouth, forcing it to deepthroat the boy.
Stan awoke, eyes wide, and clearly traumatized from the events currently taking place. He was gagging, trying to push Matz away, but they were clearly too strong for him.
"S-Stan-chan, please vomit all over my Jewish face, uwu," Matz chanted, but suddenly, the entire ordeal was interrupted by a loud knock at the door.
The Pizza Hut cheese pizza was here! Stopping, Matz left the toothbrush in Stan's mouth, sprinting downstairs to see the glorious thing that was Pizza Hut cheese pizza.
Taking off behind them, Stan removed the toothbrush from the deep walls of his esophagus, following Matzo down the stairs to see what the hell was going on in his house.
At the door, Crazyflyer12 held the precious Pizza Hut cheese pizza in his hand, tipping the hat that went with his Pizza Hut uniform to greet Randy. Behind Crazy was a salivating Jack, moaning in the background over the Pizza Hut cheese pizza.
"Oy, gee whiz, it's kosher!" Matz exclaimed, ecstatic about the Pizza Hut cheese pizza.
That's when Jack pushed Crazy into the house, right into Randy's chest, in order to save his precious Pizza Hut cheese pizza.
"Nah, I'm going to eat out this binch all night long," Jack declared, taking the pizza box from Crazy's grasp. He then held his significant other (the Pizza Hut cheese pizza) and ran upstairs, hiding underneath Shelly's bed so he could fuck his pizza in peace.
He unclothed the pizza by removing the entire thing from the box, pulled down his pants to reveal the tiniest peen, and stuck it right into the middle of the pizza. The warm cheese engulfing his wittle wee wee was stimulating.
He continued to thrust into the pizza, hearing the pizza moan out in delight. Wow, this was really hot… The narrator is currently jackkin it to San Diego right now.
As Jack neared his retarded orgasm, he screamed, "ME PEE PEE HARD!" and came all over the Pizza Hut cheese pizza with his creamy, down syndrome cum.
During all of the noise, Jack hadn't even noticed that the whole Marsh family, Crazyflyer12, and Matzo were all watching his pizza fucking shenanigans.
"It's not what it looks like!" Jack shouted, but it was too late… Crazy was already traumatized. The young boy with the incredibly large penis was burying his face into Randy's chest, sobbing uncontrollably. How could his father, Jack, fuck the pizza he made like that? ESPECIALLY right in front of his mother, her vomit kink buddy, and his entire family.
Thank Moses for Randy, because he was able to calm Crazy down perfectly. The way Randy was rubbing his back, shushing his cries… Was Crazy developing feelings for Randy? No! It couldn't be! Crazy wasn't a faggot. He liked pussy! Lots and lots of puss… Not Randy Marsh's wrinkly old pebis.
"You got cum and Pizza Hut cheese pizza sauce all over my floor, TUUU-UUURD!" Shelly Marsh shouted, beginning to kick Jack's face in, breaking his glasses in the process.
"Yes mommy kick me harder," Jack moaned, moving the destroyed cheese pizza in front of his face so it could get in on the action.
At Jack's request, Shelly complied, kicking the beautiful couple even harder. Hmm.. Was this the start of a glorious polyamorous relationship between Jack, Pizza Hut cheese pizza, and Shelly Marsh? Find out next week…
TO BE CONTINUED.
Next chapter: jack gets penis enlargement pills, matz chops off his dick, then jack chops off theirs and sticks his dick up their dicks urethra