A/N: Next instalment in the 'Monthlies' Series. Go to my profile to read the other one! Hey guys! Thanks to all of the people who reviewed the other story! I have decided to continue since so many people asked me to!

Disclaimer: Don't own the characters I'm sorry I'm just letting my creative license run free!

Kel Squirmed on Neal's bed. They were all in there yet again waiting for her to explain the joys of mathematics to them for the BILLIONTH TIME!!!! Kel thought she'd been rather stressed lately having learnt that having her monthlies made her unduly cranky and left her craving for sugary things. Why did I have to be born a girl! I want to be a boy!

"Kel! Are you even listening to me?" Roald asked "Its not polite to ignore the Crown Prince you know" He joked "Listen can you explain to me how…. Algebra works again?"

That is the last straw! "NO!" She yelled at him, the others leaned back in shock Kel never yells! Were Neal's thoughts. It became apparent that Kel wasn't done yet "I have explained Algebra to you 15 times since it was introduced AND THAT WAS TODAY!!! No I will not explain it to you again! The 'Crown Prince' should be smart enough to figure it out!" Kel stood up and stormed out with the room uncaring that she pushed the door hard enough for it to smack the face of the person who was outside listening.

"Owwwwwww!" Was all King Jonathan of Contè had to say (A/N: Hey it rhymes! I'm smart!)

"She got you good there Johnny" Raoul managed to get out as he chuckled.

"It's not funny! Anyway I want to know why she was yelling at my son. She's not usually like that is she?" He wished that he wouldn't end up with a taller version Alanna running around One crazy knight is all I need thank you very much.

"She's not I don't think" Was all Raoul could say before laughing at the bruise that was spreading around the King's nose.

Neal came out into the Hallway "She has her Monthlies Sire"

They both turned to look at him "How do you know?" Jonathan asked.

"My sisters did the exact same thing Sir" He replied smiling at what Kel had down to his majesty's face "Would you like me to clear up that bruise Sire?" The blue eyed royal nodded not wanting to be seen walking around with an unsightly bruise on his wonderful nose.

Emerald green fire stretched up between them "Hmm nice job Kel! It's not broken just bruised" The King winced as an unexpected pain shot through his head "Oops it is broken! You might want to go see my father about that I don't do broken bones"

The king inwardly seethed I am so going to make Alanna take him as a Squire! I know he can heal broken noses! He just wants me to walk around looking like an idiot!

"Do you know where he is?" he politely inquired.

"In the infirmary I suppose" Came from behind them

"Kel?" Neal exclaimed

"Hey Neal, I wont apologise Sire you got in the way" She said heading back into the room hearing the intake of breath from Neal she turned around.

"Hey I'm not a mind reader! Just blame me why don't cha! If Roald didn't have to ask me about Algebra for the umpteenth time it might not have happened, So Sire you really should blame Roald"

With that she shoved her head back into the room where they heard "Is that my Dad out there?" From Roald timidly asking Kel. Please don't let her yell at me again! It's scary!

"Yeah he is out there" Kel replied.

"What happened?"

"I broke his nose"

"WHAT"

A/N: Hope you enjoy next up will be 'Bring me sugar or DIE'