AN: Basically, Layton gets sang at. It was funny in my head...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters or the song ('Introducing me' from camp rock 2) used here. Thanks bye.

The professor walked up the stairs slowly and cautiously, approaching Jean.

"Who are you?" Hershel questioned, finally taking his chance to learn more about this mysterious 'scientist'. Suddenly, a guitar began to play and Descole drew his sword, teasing at first.

"I'm good at wasting time,

I think lyrics need to rhyme and you're not asking,

but I'm trying to grow a moustache."

Descole sang this, grinning widely and flourishing his sword back and forth. Hershel backed away slowly, and glanced around to see if there were any potential weapons for use in his defence. The song continued in the same way, and Jean developed a very forced American accent.

"I eat cheese,

but only on pizza,

please,

and sometimes on a homemade quesadilla,

otherwise it smells like feet to me,

and I,

I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail,

and I love you when you say my nay-ee-aaay-ee-aaaym."

Now he lunged forward, just as the professor picked up a chair to block the blow. Surprisingly, Jean threw his 'spare' sword for Layton to catch, and then broke into the chorus.

(*They fight whilst he sings, imagine it, it's amusing.*)

"If you wanna know,

here it goes,

gonna tell ya there's a part of me that shows,

if you're close, gonna let ya see everything,

but remember that you asked for it.

I'll try to do my best,

To impress,

But it's easier,

To let you take a guess,

At the rest,

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain,

And my heart,

Well you asked for it.

For your perusing,

At times confusing,

Slightly amusing,

Introducing me.

Bdo do, bdo do, bdo doo, Bdo do, bdo do, bdo doo.

La da da daa,

La da da da da da da da da."

The song became even more insane as it went on, talking about dogs watching food, superheroes and violins. Eventually, Jean stopped singing and fighting with Hershel. They looked at each other for a few moments and then Layton, deciding that this man was insane and dangerous, promptly left to report him to the police, little did he know that they where in a sing-song mood today as well.

AN: Sorry for the crack :P (Seriously, imagine it. Also, Chelmey and Grosky singing 'I feel pretty' together) I'm going insane here trying to read this book about chemistry and I took a break, put on this song and picked up my (foam) sword. This came to mind- don't ask.

~BAU-Fanatic