Finn

by Farrel

A poem about the annoyance that is finn

Dedicated to KennyDal

Brought to you by Tinhatco. Protecting brains like yours for over twenty years!

Finn

Of all the men of Atmos I must say

That my least favourite in the world is Finn.

I'd rather have lunch with the Cyclonian's

Than to spend one moment with Finn

I'd rather show a Merb to a shiny ship

Than to spend one moment with Finn.

He's tall and blond and all too skinny

And of this you must be sure.

That Finn is the stupidest thing around

And sadly there's no cure.

Ooooh stay away from the sharpshooter

He looks like a woman and he smells like gel

So if you would take my sound advice keep a distance of at least ten feet.

I'd rather go fishing with Ravess and Snipe

Than to go fishing with Finn

I'd rather go swimming with a dead sky shark

Than hang out with that moron Finn

His voice is loud

And his head is in the clouds

His ride always gets cut in half

And so I'm sure you can understand

Why he's reason to despair.

Ooooh stay away from the sharpshooter

He looks like a woman and he smells like gel

So if you would take my sound advice keep a distance of at least ten feet.

Despite my better judgment I once went camping with Finn

He stole my crackers and he dented my ride

And made the camp round smell

Of hair gel and domoness

Such nasty smells he leaves

So I went and cut his ride right in half

And then I went and met Crosby

Ooooh stay away from the sharpshooter

He looks like a woman and he smells like gel

So if you would take my sound advice keep a distance of at least ten feet.

End

(This can be sung to the tune of The Anti elf theme!)