Which one's which?
Roy: over the intercom Will the Fullmetal Alchemist please report to my office? I repeat, will Fullmetalplease report to my office.
Ed: Great. What does Colonel Sarcasm want?
minutes later
Roy: Elric, i have a problem.
Ed: Go see a psychiatrist.
Roy: Not THAT kind of problem, Elric! Which one is my girlfriend and which one is your's? points to Winry and Riza
Ed: WINRY IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! SHE'S ONLY MY MECHANIC!
Winry: to Riza I'm loved, aren't I?
Riza: Uh-huh..nods
Roy: What ever. Which one is Hawkeye, and which one is Rockbell?
Ed: sighs The one with the longer hair-Winry. The shorter hair-Riza.
Roy: Oh, okay. Thanks, kid!
Ed: WHY YOU-!
Winry: restraining Ed Come on, Ed! Let's go!
Ed: YOU BANKRUPT COLONEL! NOONE CALLS ME A KID AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
Roy: Oh really? snaps
Ed: breaking out of Winry's hold You're crazyyyyyyyyyyyy!takes off running Ruin the jacket and you're- gasps THE JACKET!stomps back to Roy's office
Roy: over the mass amounts of paperwork on his desk Oh, FullmetalI didn't see you over the paperwork!
Ed: Yeah, yeah. Save the crap. What are you going to do about this? holds out the jacket
Roy: Toss it...or give it to Black Hayate.
Ed: So THAT'S where my other jackets are! You gave them to that..that...that...BEAST!
Roy: stands up NEVER insult Black Hayate! Leave or get burned!
Ed: Try to.
Roy: raises a threatening snap
Ed: Okay, okay! See ya! takes off running UNGRATEFUL MORALLYBANKRUPT COLONEL WITH A GOD COMPLEX!
A/N: My first FMA fic! So proud! Actually this is just a first of my spoofs and I hope that you people enjoy them! Please R&R! Thanks! Kanna