Yeah. First fic here.
Title: Inappropriate
Pairing: Hiyo/Taki
Genre: General/Humor
Rating: K+-T depending on how you take it .
Summary: Some things are better left unheard…
Disclaimer: I don't own PoT the anime or the drug…I burn the drug and worship the anime.
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Atobe stopped. Backtracking, he stopped right beside the clubroom door. It was locked and sounds could be heard from the other side of the closed door (Omg!! Sounds!!).
"A-ah!! H-hiyoshi st-stop!" the voice of none-other than Taki Haginosuke gasped out in pain from the other side.
The Hyoutei buchou coughed, trying to not imagine what kinds of inappropriate thing Hiyoshi could be doing. To a senpai no less.
"Senpai, just be quiet. Someone's going to think I'm raping you or something," Wakashi grumbled. You could see a scowl from the tone he was using.
Atobe's eyes widened. Rape? Here. At Hyoutei? He thought naught.
"B-but Hiyo—aaah!!" Taki let out another pained cry and a little sniffing could be heard.
What in the world was Hiyoshi doing the ex-regular!?
"Senpai shut up. Just hold still and let me slide it in!" Hiyoshi snarled.
"H-hiyoshi…be…be gentle," he whined.
"I will, I promise Taki. Just let me pull it out and try to slide it in again." A sigh.
Atobe tried to walk away, but found himself unable to. It was, after all, his job as a captain to stop these…things…from happening.
He'd have to stop this.
"Aaaaah!!" Taki let out another cry of pain and suddenly something crashing.
Hiyoshi grunted. "It didn't hurt that much, did it, senpai?"
Atobe stalked towards the door, determined to stop it.
"Yes it did! Why don't I do it to you next time!?" Taki snapped indignantly.
His hand fell on the doorknob.
"No thank you. Come on…look at you, you're face is all wet," Hiyoshi sighed again.
He turned the doorknob.
Taki sniffed. "M'fine, Wakashi…."
The door swung open and Atobe looked furious. "Taki Haginosuke! Hiyoshi Wakashi, what in the world are you two doing in the clubroom! You both know you are underage! I expected better from you Taki! And Hiyoshi you could be kicked off the te—" He froze, mid sentence.
Hiyoshi, with a distraught Taki in his arms, glared up at the elder male. "What the hell are you talking about, Buchou?"
"You…" Atobe fell silent. They were both full clothed…oh… "Wh…Ore-Sama demands to know what happened!" he demanded.
"He had a dislocated shoulder!!" Hiyoshi snarled. He was turning red as he realized what Atobe had been thinking.
"Oh…"
"Don't worry Atobe, m'fine…" Taki sniffed, giving a teary-eyed smile despite his normally spontaneous attitude.
"Of course…"
"Buchou, just because the rest of the team has been caught doing inappropriate things, I'd appreciate it if you do not put me in the same category as them. You should not be talking." With that, Hiyoshi grabbed his belongings and dragged his shorter senpai behind him.
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Go on. Hate me .
Overused. But still funny to me.