Day 30
While staying in Bruma heard rumors of strange door appearing in wilderness. Sounds like oblivion gate. Have decided to have a look. Angry dremora better than snow.
Day 31
Attacked by bandit while crossing bridge. Found his equipment not worth selling.
Day 32
Door surrounded by water. Damn. Will go to nearest alchemist. Last attempt at water walking potion had me speaking Daedric rest of day. Mage's Guild laughed. Jerks.
Day 32 pt. 2
Potion gave out fifteen feet from shore. Slaughter fish vicious. Not nutritious.
Day 33
Followed squiggly path up hill. Sampled strange mushroom. Waited for tiny purple fish to stop laughing. Continued walking. At end of path saw guard beating on crazy guy. Disembodied voice invited me in. Figured why not. Will take nap first. Have had tiring day.
Day 34
Nap went longer than planed. Door led to room occupied by extremely sarcastic man. Offered me position of Sheogorath's champion. Accepted offer. Back wall dissolved into butterflies. Does not bode well.