THE AKA TALK SHOW

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Announcer: Welcome! To the AKA Talkshow! Today, the subject is..."Freaky
powers and what they do to you"! Now to our Hosts...Akita, Kuni, and Anika!

Kuni: Welcome! Today, we are interviewing youko's, vamps, and youkai.
Akita: *Eating bag of sugar* Nummy!
Anika: Hn. Idiots.
Kuni: Okay! First... Mr. Jaganshi, when you go majin... How good is your
peripheral vision?
Hiei: Hn. I literally have eyes in the back of my head.
Anika: Wee.
Akita: Oooh...
Kuni: *Sweatdrops* Okay!! Mr. Kurama... Do you like your ruthless feeling
when your youko? And why is Youko Kurama so darn tall?
Kurama: Why, I must say I am always ruthless. I just choose to hide it.
And being tall feels nice, especially when you're standing next to Hiei.
Hiei: Death to you.
Anika: *Sweatdrops*
Akita: *Bounces around*
Kuni: Okay... Next, special guest Jirian! Woot! Please come down!
Jirian: *Walks down, arms crossed*
Kuni: Ms. Jirian...Are you afraid of Buffy? You know...Being a vampire and
all.
Jirian: No...It is very easy to overpower dumb 'easy' ningens.
Kuni: Ah...*Smiles*
Anika: You sound like me!
Jirian: Excellent.
Akita: *Grabs sake bottle*
Kuni: *Black ears twitch* Alcohol?
Anika: NO! *Grabs Kuni*
Kuni: Aw...
Jirian: *Drinks fruitjuice*
Hiei: What kind of drink is fruitjuice?
Jirian: *Looks at juice* *Throws*
Kuni: Well...That's all we have today...I need a drink... So... later!
Announcer: Wah!
Akita: *Eats camera*