A/N: Picture belongs to tumblr user sedations
Romania was low on cash. Okay, maybe that was an understatement. Romania may or may not have been broke. It wasn't his fault that his savings account was taken by his government because his prime minister caught him sexting with dead people via Ouija Board again. He sat down at his computer and typed into Google: which organs can i live without and how much can i get for them on the internet. Of course, being a nation, he could live without all his organs but that would scare the doctors next time he had to go.
Romania was unhappy with his results. There didn't seem to be a reliable source. Still, selling his liver to China for 130,000 USD didn't sound half bad. Maybe he could throw in a kidney for 65,000 USD. Yes, this sounded like a plan. The phone rang and Romania groaned. It was his PM. He picked it up.
"Don't even think about selling your organs on the black market."