Author's Note: Ookay. I have no idea how I got this idea… But, I was watching 'Lady and the Tramp' just a few hours ago. There's a song stuck in my head and it really can't get out!!! It's 'The Siamese Cat Song'. You know, Si and Am? The mischievous cats that got Lady into trouble. Then, I was playing 'World of Goo' in my sister's lappie. I was talking & singing to myself. Then, an idea hatched in my brain. & Poof! It might became Koko Krunch! I mean, a fan fict-ie! xD
Purr-fect Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or Lady and the Tramp's The Siamese Cat Song or the mischievous pair, Si & Am, sadly. I love the movie, though. It was wonderful! =) Enjoy! =D
"Thump. Thump. Thump." A certain golden-haired boy was walking around the streets. His destination was 'to go to a place where he could rest and not see Mustang bastard's face', he claimed. Or we could just say, he was heading back to his hotel room. Each time he stomped his automail foot on the hard pavement, the floor would crack a bit. As for the poor tiny ants and bugs on the ground, they would get a not-so-painful-in-a-way demise.
As he entered the building, a woman from the reception counter called onto him. "Mr. Edward, I'm sure that you're aware of the rules of the hotel that you are not supposed to be bringing any pets or animals into these premises, yes?" "Of course." He simply nodded his head. He frowned and raised an eyebrow, causing the woman to tense her shoulders up a bit. He peered at her nametag to confirm that she was working for the hotel management and not some crazy, obsessive person that wants to assassinate him. 'Rin' was marked on it.
"What's wrong? Why did you ask me that for?"
"Err, forgive me if I've mistaken. Apparently, your… brother had brought back a wooden basket. And I thought I heard purring from it. I couldn't see what was inside as it was closed tightly." Edward took a while to digest what the brown-haired woman had said and all of a sudden, the whole hall was darkened by a dark aura coming from the shortest person in the area. He took a deep breath and sighed.
"ALPHONSE!!!" He roared as loud as a proud lion would, causing people to stare at him and whisper into each other's ears. As for the receptionist, her whole body was shivering and she remained silent. She had never, ever met such a unique client like him. The Fullmetal Alchemist calmed himself down by massaging the bridge of his nose.
"I apologize. My brother loves feline's strays and he tends to bring them 'home' with him. I'll get rid of it or them now. Once again, I'm sorry if I've caused you or the hotel management any trouble." The receptionist stared at the State Alchemist with a shocked face.
"Erm, not at all, Sir. Good day." With that, he left the counter and went into the lift. As the elevator doors closed, with him inside, Rin's colleague gossiped, "Who knew that a tiny shrimp like him could shout like that?" "Shut up, Rod. He would skin us alive if he heard that!" He stared at his working partner like she's lost her sanity.
"Psh, who's that pipsqueak, anyway? He doesn't look tough to me." The black-haired male sneered and drank some tea from a porcelain cup.
"You don't know?! He's Edward Elric, The Fullmetal Alchemist!" She shrieked out loudly. In result, Rod spitted out all of the liquid out of his mouth and into his flaming colleague's chest and face. Her expensive working suit was ruined and the floor was slightly covered with wasted tea.
Meanwhile, a suit of armour was walking around in circles as he thought about where to hide them. He was in his hotel room, which he shared with his older brother, alone. Well, not exactly alone, there were some other living beings in the room, as well. A pair of furry and adorable living beings, that is. They were kept inside of a big, wooden basket so that Al could easily sneak them into the hotel. But after hearing his name being roared by a very familiar voice, literally, he panicked. He knew that, in any minute now, his elder sibling would burst into the room without him knowing.
In that hollow head of his, an idea hatched. Alphonse brought up the lid on the left side of the basket and carefully carried the two animals out of it. He pulled out his metal chest to reveal nothing inside. This, of course, had frighten the strays a bit and made them curious. He cradled the both of them into his arms and placed them into his body of armour.
"I'm sorry that the both of you have to stay in there but, it's the only way I can hide you from Brother. Oh, and you gotta stay really quiet unless you want Brother screaming our heads off." He ordered them gently before putting his chest back on, quickly. The pair found the inside of Al's chest comfortable and sooner, they could not be bothered to wonder about their current owner's abnormal body.
Like a bolt of lightning, the door flew open and Ed dashed right in front of his younger brother and looked at him straight in the eye, despite their height difference. Al just stared back but there was a hint of anxiety in his red eyes. "One of the receptionists had mentioned that you had brought back a wooden basket, which she had heard purring from…" His eyes shifted to the wooden object lying beside Al's leg and pointed at it, "Care to explain that?"
The younger Elric, then, played dumb. "Oh, this? It's just a basket, that's all. There's nothing in it." He picked it up and showed the opened left side of the basket to Ed, "See?" Edward snatched the object from him and scanned the inside. He sweat-dropped and became confused and embarrassed at the same time.
"Then, how about the purring?" He spat into his sibling's metal face.
"Maybe, she heard it from somewhere else…" To that, Ed dropped the object to the floor and remained silent. "I'm gonna… take a bath." He traveled to the bathroom and closed the door. Al sighed in relief and opened his chest slightly and looked at the pair of felines. They looked at him back with their mysterious, blue eyes.
"This is gonna be harder than I thought…"
What do you think? This is probably gonna turn into some random wacko fan fict-ie. So, expect a lot of stoopid crap/cracked stuffs that might come. Should I put this as a cross-over or let it be? I need advices! & thanks! =) We are Siamese if you please... xD You gotta love that song.