Chapter 1: The Evil Witch of the East

Amu was alone in her house. Her parents were out shopping with her sister. She lay on her bed completely bored. Her cat, Yoru, hopped up onto her bed and fell asleep. Yoru was a small cat with silky blue fur.

"I'm soooo bored. I wish something would happen."

Suddenly a huge wind hit the house. There was a sound like rain against the roof. She looked out the window. The winds were so high that stay pebbles were riveting off my windowpane. Odd. Amu I thought, but the rhythm of all the noise became harmonic in an inexplicable way. Her eyes drifted closed. Yoru brushed against her arm. She unconsciously hugged him.

Amu's eyes fluttered open. The light in the window was coming from the wrong direction. There was no noise from down stairs. The noises of wind and rain had stopped. She was confused. Amu held Yoru in her arms and walked out to her balcony. Below was a city of colorful bricks. The houses were almost egg shaped and had intricate patterns – each on different from the others.

She ran out of my room and down the stairs. Out on where her front lawn should be there were more colorful bricks. Short creatures that looked like they could be little kids, but had too big heads and eyes and no nose floated from the house.

"You have saved us!" They chanted.

"Eh?" Amu was confuzzled. What the hell?

One red haired girl with a microphone pointed to my house and stated, "You have killed the Wicked Witch of the East. The evil being that has plagued us for centuries! And you have killed it!"

"It? Nani? Doesn't 'it' have a gender?"

"Well, he's a guy, but he was gay. Now he's dead!" One of them explained excitedly.

"Was Gay! Was Gay! Did Die! Did Die!" A pink haired on with pompoms cheered.

"Does gay dude have a name?" Amu questioned. They all made a face like this T3T

"Tadase." Amu snorted, "Tadagay." she retorted. She looked at her house. Underneath all she could see was a hand with a froofy, ruffled sleeve holding a scepter. Also there was a battered crown sitting sideways on the ground.

"What's with the scepter?" Amu asked.

"He was delusional. He thought he was our king." one of the small creatures said. Amu nodded thoughtfully, and then she looked up,

"Who are you? What are you? How'd I get here!?"

"In your world we are called Shugo Charas. In our world our people are called Munchkins. You're here because you wished you were." a Munchkin that looked like a samurai explained.

"When did I wish for this?" she demanded.

" –quote– I'm soooo bored. I wish something would happen. –end quote–"

"I didn't mean it like that!" Amu yelled.

"Well you should learn to be more specific when you make wishes." a new voice answered. A girl only a couple years older than Amu floated down from nowhere. Two Munchkins – who seemed to be her servants floated after her. The girl had long blonde hair in pigtails, purple eyes, a frilly pink dress, and angel wings.

"WTF!? Who are you!?"

"I am the Good Witch Utau." (Amu: sweat drop)

"Right... apparently there's been a miscommunication and I'm gonna go home now." Amu started walking away in a random direction.

"No! The only way to get to your home is to follow the Yellow Brick Road!"

"What 'Yellow Brick Road?' all I see is a freaking moving sidewalk!" Amu screamed. This was true. In the direction Utau was pointing there was a moving sidewalk. Utau looked behind her.

"Oh yeah, I forgot: we up-graded a couple weeks ago!" (Amu: sweat drop again)

"Right... ok... then I'm going home... wait! What about my house?" Amu asked.

"I'd prefer it stay here, if you don't mind. Witches have a tendency to heal themselves... I think Tadagay should stay squished."

"Err... Ok... I'm leaving then..." Amu didn't know how to respond to that.

"Wait!" The Good Witch Utau shouted. She leaned down and swiped the scepter from Tadase's hand. She passed it to Amu.

"You'll need this. Its magical and will help you. That path is covered in danger. Oh, and watch out for the Evil Witch of the West."

"What, did she like Tadase?"

"No, she doesn't give a rat's ass about him. But she does want this." Utau held up a lock. It had a flower on it that was made of some sort of gem. Utau tossed the lock to Amu, "It's called the Humpty Lock. Don't lose it. And the man who will get you home is the Wizard Nikaido."

(Amu: Sweat drop for the third time). Then she turned and walked onto the moving sidewalk. The Munchkins and Utau were out of sight soon, and as the sidewalk moved under her she looked around. Everything was sparkly and brightly colored. WTF!? Amu thought.

Author's Note: So what do you think!? I'm actually pretty proud of it. So this is probably going to be a pretty short story. Anyway, this is Amuto... or will be. XD just be patient. Yes this is a rip of the Wizard of Oz (durdurdur) XD please please please review!!!! XD And if you guys like this then I might make more Shugo Chara-fied Fairytales!!! :D

(And I'm not sure if I'll continue to update everyday... Maybe every two days? Just tell me what you prefer, because I live to write and aim to please)