Dialogue consists of English and some Portugese. Enjoy.
A few days after Blu saved all the captured birds from the poachers, he managed to settle into his new home at The Blue Bird Sanctuary. He had new friends, the still developing ability to fly, and a not so secret crash on the female spix macaw, Jewel. But he still felt incomplete. Jewel herself knew about Blu's crush but she wanted to wait until he made his move. Sure he sacrificed himself to save her from drowning, and kissed passionately as they fell towards the ocean. Even though it was obvious Jewel liked him, he still felt that she needed something, SOMEONE better.
"I wish I was more suave." Blu said looking to Rafael's nest. Rafael sang "Girl from Ipanema" to his wife and then they danced along with his singing. "Jewel probably was expecting to be wit someone more cultured, more instinct based…. something I'm not." Blu went back to his newly made nest thinking of what he should do to improve himself, when he heard a voice.
"HEY BLU!" Nico the canary yelled out. "What are ya doing in here by yourself, HERO!"
"Yeah man, come to town with us. They've been wanting to talk to you." Pedro added.
"WHO has been wanting to talk to me?" I asked.
"Like EVERYBODY! The birds you saved the chicks. And by chicks, I don't mean just hatchlings." When he said this, I felt bad. Girls? But I want to be with Jewel. On the other hand, I'M FAMOUS!
"Y'know what… Alright…. Let's go." I agreed and they cheered, picked me up and carried me out like a king. We made our way down to the fruit market where the club was. Since the marmosets destroyed the club a few days ago, Pedro and Nico built it up again, and even better. Tulio gave us the disco ball in the aviary for whatevere use, and it's obvious what it was used for. We arrived at the club and indeed I was met by cheers. All yelling my name out. Pedro and Nico set me down in the middle of the dance floor.
"Now… HERE HE IS! The MOST HEROIC, LUCKIEST, and most awesome guy in town. TYLER BLU GUNDERSON!" WHAT! How does Nico know my full name? I could've sworn someone started laughing. "Awww come on Blu. Enjoy your time here… c'mon sing a song!" Great he tells everyone my full name and now he wants me to sing. Oh well. No way out of it. I walked up on stage and thought of what song to sing. Then an idea came into my head.
"Hey guys… could you play something by Lionel Richie….?" I asked. Then they gave me a surprised look.
"ummm sure….. Pedro?" Pedro walked over to the stereo and selected a song from the playlist. Then the song began.
"Okay…. this goes out….. to Jewel wherever she is… whether in her nest or in town or….." Just then Jewel watched in through the entrance, saw me and waved. FINALLY now's my chance to show her and prove to all how suave and cool I am. Now to start-
Say you, say me
Say it for always
That's the way it should be
Say you, say me
Say it together
Naturally
I had a dream,
Now she was giving me a dreamy look, it was working, but now I was getting nervous.
I had an awe-some dream
People in the park
Playing games -in the dark
And what they -played,
Was a masquer-ade,
From behind the walls of doubt
A voice was crying out
Oh a voice was crying out all right. Mine, or at least that's how I sounded.
"Ni-Nico…. could you turn off the music?" I requested. "Ummm yeah sorry. Guess I got chocked up. Anyways, thank you all for coming tonight and honoring me. So um…. see ya." I started walking out while everyone stared at me. I can tell Jewel felt sorry for me, that's what I was hoping wouldn't happen. I felt soooo embarrassed. I finally made it out and started walking down the street. It was around 9 o'clock. I saw a fountain in one of the small alleyways between the stores and walked toward it. "Sure there's oil but I still need to cool off." I jumped into the fountain and rinsed my feathers. While I walked in the water, I saw something floating on the far end of the fountain.
"What's that?" I walked over to it and picked it up. "Wow, it's a… a….. well something that you wear on your beak." It was heard and it was shaped like the top part of a beak. Amazingly it looked like it would fit my beak perfectly, as if it was made specifically for me. "I'll take this home and look more at it."
Later on I looked at it in one of my mirrors from my cage. I kept placing it in front of my reflected image to make it look like I was actually wearing it. "You are a handsome devil.(puts on mask) Why thank you, you're not so bad yourself. (takes off mask) you're welcome, I wish I had that mask (puts on mask) here, try it on (puts mask in other wing).. Thanks….." I looked at the mask and attempted to put it on. But when it went within a centimeter of my face, I felt a type of sucking force on my face as if the mask was PULLING me in. I immediately pulled it away, then out of curiosity put it on completely.
"AHH!" The mask meld to my beak and a blackish blue substance spread to the rest of my body and I began LITERALLY bouncing around my nest. Then when I stopped and looked in the mirror. I couldn't believe it. "OMG! I AM GORGEOUS! OH YES YOU ARE A HANDSOME DEVIL!" My eyes were a green color, my feathers were a SUPER dark shade of blue and my beak was so smooth. And something else that surprised me. I knew the ENTIRE Portuguese language. I was speaking the most complicated of sentences in no time. "Alguém me parar!" Then I zoomed out and flew up way high at an amazing velocity. "WHEW I AM FLYING HIGH TODAY!" I made the most impressive descent ever. I headed straight for the lake to north of my nest and began DRILLING through the air at an even faster velocity than the one I used ascending. I could've sworn I saw fire develop in front of my now smooth beak. "What can I say, I AM HOT!ssssss" Then I approached the water still imitating a drill and went right through it. NOT a splash. I jumped out and man was I drenched. "Awwww… I'm all wet. Can't make my appearance lookin like this. I spun around practically looking like a tornado at that point until my feathers were al dry. "Ahh better. Now to make a visit to .. meu bom amigo Rafael!" I flew to the outside of his nest noticing he and his mate kissing with so much passion. It was making me hot. Turns out my tail was on fire. Then when Eva was about to say I love you to Rafael, I gave out one of those sexy sounding whistles. IT WAS SO FUNNY! Eva looked all worried and told Rafael to shield the nest.
I went closer and said high to Rafael. "Oi Rafael! Como você está? Veja você e sua esposa estavam ocupados." Then Rafael tried to get a good look at me.
"Blu? There's no way that can be you." Then I flew away. "HEY! WHOEVER YOU ARE! GET BACK HERE! YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY!" He yelled out. It was now three in the morning.
"Ohhhh, I have been a bad birdie. I think I should be sent to bed without supper. Oh wait…. ONLY NORMAL PEOPLE EAT!" I said imitating Charlie Sheen. It was pretty good. Then I took off the mask. My feathers returned to their normal colors and so did my eyes. My beak was regular again and man was I tired.
11:30am-
"Hey! Blu." Rafael said. "Are you still asleep? You're up way earlier than this. WAKE UP!" I woke up suddenly and looked surprised.
"What? Ohh sorry. What time is it?" I asked.
"Onze e meia" He said in Portugese.
"What?"
"Yep that couldn't have been you yesterday."
"What happened yesterday?"
"You see, while Eva and I were making love, some pervert came along and whistled out to us. It was embarrassing and rude." I looked at him looking nervous. "You okay Blu?"
"Um I uh I uh…. Sorry about the events yesterday Rafael but I just remembered something, that I …..I needed to do for Linda. Sooooo BYE!" I automatically flew away to the buildings thinking of what I just heard. "So it wasn't a dream? I gotta be careful with what I use that mask for." Then an idea came into my head. "I CAN BE A SUPER HERO! Save birds everywhere in Rio from the poachers defend the defenseless, offend those who offend and fight for justice. I WILL BE KNOWN AS….. MACAW MAN!" Then I put more thought into it. "Or I could just not use it anymore so things go back to normal….. I'll think about.
Big news apparently. 2 of 4 fanfics I've been thinking of writing have been started. Now to complete them. More chapters coming soon. PLEASE COMMENT AND FAVORITE!