My first submitted story ever. Hopefully the first of many to come. Just a bit of silly humor I came up with.

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece. Oda-sensei does.

It was supposed to be a perfectly joyous day. After being separated for so long thanks to that robot bastard Kuma, the Straw Hat pirates were finally united. All nine members were currently gathered together on the deck of the Thousand Sunny, there had been cheers, hugs, a few tears here and there, all were so happy to be back together. Then things got weird.

Silence rained when they finally noticed Sanji and Franky. After being trapped for so long on Kamabaka, the residents had more or less brainwashed poor Sanji into thinking he was one of them. He was now standing before the others in a frilly dress, high heels, a wig and way too much make-up.

Franky of course had landed in the Kingdom of the Future. Problem was, there wasn't a single ounce of cola anywhere on the island, so the scientists there modified his systems to where he now ran on high class tea. It immediately altered his usual happy and loud personality into that of a polite upstanding gentlemen, dressed in a fine tuxedo (complete with pants and shoes) and his hair was slicked back.

Sanji, in a rather feminine voice proclaimed, "Oh, how lovely it is to be back! Chopper, would you be a dear and put the tea on, I have stories. And after we've caught up, I need to go shopping, I saw this lovely little gown and just need to buy it before some other fluzzy gets it."

Franky responded, in a very dignified manner, "Yes, the sentiment is the same for me. I nominate that we celebrate this super occasion with a trip to the theatre."

Zoro, Brook, Chopper and Usopp just stood there staring with mouths agape, too shocked to move or say anything, while Luffy just had his arms crossed and head tilted in confusion. The girls were standing before the two heavily altered comrades and remained silent with their heads down. They began to radiate a dark aura. Luffy, in a rare moment of clarity realized there may be danger and stepped way back. The other four saw what he did and followed suit.

Then Nami, with clenched fists raised her head and with a scary face of anger proclaimed, "WHAT HAVE THOSE PERVERTED FREAKS DONE TO MY SANJI-KUN?"

Robin responded in an eerie and also terrifying whisper, "They broke him. They broke Franky."

Neither of the girls wanted to believe the stories of what had happened to their respective crushes, and yet here they were. They started walking away to depart from the ship.

Chopper, in a moment of bravery dared to ask, "Uh, where are you two going?"

Nami, without looking back responded, "To Kamabaka. I'm going to murder a lot of people!" Robin responded simply, "The same." The boys felt pure sympathy for whoever was going to be on the receiving end of the ladies fury.

Sanji then stated after they were out of sight, "Oh shoot, I meant to ask Robin where she got those fabulous stilettos she has. They would be perfect for this skirt I have."

Franky then mused aloud, "I wonder if there is a store nearby that sells Darjeeling or Earl Grey?"

After staring at the two oddballs again, Usopp said "We should probably try to fix these two before the girls get back!" The others immediately chorused at the same time "Agreed!"

So, in summary: Sanji now thinks he's an okama, Franky is acting like a gentleman, the girls are super pissed and about to go on a killing spree. This whole situation was going to be quite interesting.

So, what'd you think? Please leave comments. Later.