I'm Sorry
I'm sorry that I beat you black and blue,
I only did it to prove my love to you.
I'm sorry I broke your arm,
I really didn't mean any harm.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you we were a dud,
I figured you'd catch on when I poisoned your spud.
I'm sorry that I kicked you in the park,
It really was only a lark.
I'm sorry you think it was rude.
I'm used to being crude.
I'm sorry I threw you off the roof,
I was just trying to be aloof.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you that you'd been replaced,
I thought you understood when I tried to disfigured your face.
I'm sorry that live used to be so placid,
No I won't put down this acid.
I'm sorry that even though you like the way I snore,
I won't say that we're sweethearts once more.
