Harley's Heartache
Mistah J says he doesn't need anyone,
But all I want to be is his someone.
He grins and laughs and starts giggling,
When his stare sets me to wiggling.
He slaps me when I screw up,
Like that time I lost his cup.
His longing stare is on that Bat,
Who really just wants the Cat.
Red and him don't get along,
I really just wanna belong.
He doesn't believe in pity,
His realm is Gotham city.
He's a beautiful disaster,
But he's tha one I'm after.
My Mistah Jay,
He's really okay.
He likes ta smile,
And though it might take awhile.
He'll finally see,
That he really should be with me.