He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named stood in a doorway, facing the wall. Wormtail was at his side, whimpering and shacking in fear. Or was it sheer terror? Or maybe something completely else? Yes, it was laughter, but not just a guffaw, it was manic, frenzied laughter, and the Dark Lord or Who-Is-Just-To-Dumb-To-Think-Of-A-Good-Name had his head hung. What happened to the Dark Lord? Was he defeated, by his mere servant? Was Wormtail mad, correction, he is already mad. Again: Was Wormtail back in his mind and stopped serving He-Who-Has-The-Darkest-Robes-On-Earth? But the laughter sounded so evil, worse than any evil laughter known to mankind. The Dark Lord's back slumped and Wormtail hit the wall three times with his silver hand, a crushing noise indicating that the wall had three new holes in it.
"I won! YOU LOST! Wormtail conquers the Dark Lord in the Final Battle and he is the NEW Dark LORRRD! Muahaha!" the evil laughter again rang through the stony passage and He-Who-Secretly-Adores-Redheads finally got his wit and strength back. But was he a match against the way too strong Wormtail? Was he, the once most powerful wizard on the planet, strong enough to get his crown back? Well, the old Dark Lord wouldn't surrender, he would fight till the very end. Till the very, very end.
"You want to fight against me, against ME? You want to be smashed again? I will show you what true strength is!" And with these words, Wormtail raised his wand, halfway facing You-Know-That-Idiot, who himself had drawn his wand, red eyes glinting.
And Wormtail started to hurl his first curse at the former Dark Lord. But oddly enough, it was no Crucio nor Avada Kedavra.
"Cross!" He-Who-Cannot-Cast-The-Jelly-Legs-Jinx stood still and the curse hit the wall besides him, a red cross on the stony bricks. He sneered at the New Dark Lord and began to chant his first spell.
"Circle!" it hit the wall next to the red cross, a blue circle exactly the same size. What was happening? Why was Wormtail aiming that badly, had he been at the Firewhiskey bottle again? And why was He-Who-Stole-Malfoys-Leather-Thongs throwing curses called circle? What was this act? Where was Harry Potter, and even more important, why is the sky blue? We don't know. No one knows. But we have the result of Wormtails and He-Who-Still-Has-Pimples fight. The former and new Dark Lord was once again big boss in place. Here are the exact results.
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Who wears a stupid mask and has an ugly tattoo on his forearm? Well, these funny guys are called Death Eaters and are famous for their incompetence and stupidity. The smartest one, called Wormtail (you can GUESS why he's got that name, and no it's not because he is a rat animagus), is as clever as a rotten tulip. The vilest (and ugliest) of them is mad, and probably the most cunning of them is having a private war with other wizarding families (i.e. the Weasleys) all the time, but to no avail. You see, they are quite cool.