I odn't know what to write... I want to write, but I don't want to add another chapter to one of my currently existing fics, I don't want to makea parody of someone elses fic, and I don't have any other ideas. So I'll just start writing, and see what happens from there.
*Knock, knock, knock* Heero stirred in his sleep. *Knock, knock, knock* Heero woke up, and glanced at his alarm clock. "It's THREE IN THE MORNING! Whoever woke me up is going to die!!! Unless... Unless it's Duo... Argh, why did I say that? What difference does it make if it's Duo or not? They're dead meat, whoever 'they' happens to be..." Heero stood up and walked out of his bedroom. *Knock, knock, knock* Heero went to the front door and opened it up. "I'M GOING TO KI..." There's nobody there... Who was knocking, then? Heero felt something tapping on his leg, and he looked down to see what it was. "What the hell?!?"
*Knock, knock, knock* "Huh? What was that?" Duo jumped out of his bed, wearing nothing, and his eyes darted all about, looking for trouble. *Knock, knock, knock* "Oh, someone at the door. Huh?!? It's three oh two... In the morning! Whoever woke me up better have a good reason..." Duo exited his room to answer the door, but realised he wasn't wearing anything. *Knock, knock, knock* "Yeah, yeah, I'm coming..." Duo got dressed and left his bedroom again. He went to the front door and opened it up, and suddenly, before he could react, there was a quick flash of blue and Duo was knocked to the floor.
(I just figured out what I'm writing about. And it's brilliant! Brilliant, I tell you, brilliant!)
*Knock, knock, knock* Silence, and Trowa didn't even twitch in his sleep. *Knock, knock, knock* Trowa was still silent, and didn't move at all. *Knock, knock, CRASH* Trowa sat up quickly in his bed. "What the hell was that? What the hell, it's 3 04 AM!!! Could be a burglar..." Trowa put on some pants and left his bedroom. He then remembered that his gun was still in his room, so he went back inside and grabbed it. He held the shotgun against his bare chest and slowly walked downstairs. Trowa sowly, cautiously approached the front of the house, and he stood at the corner for a few seconds. Once he was mentally prepared, he jumped out from behind the corner and was knocked down by something purple.
*Knock, knock, knock* Quatre sat up in his bed and rubbed his eyes sleepily. "Someone's at the door... But it's only 3 06 AM... I wonder who would be knocking at the door at this hour... And nobody is supposed to know I'm here... I'm supposed to be on vacation. Well, I guess I should go see who's at the door..." Quatre stood up. He had gone to bed wearing his pants, a shoe and both socks, as he had only had enough energy left to take off his shirt and one shoe before he fell asleep. Quatre took off his other shoe and both socks and then walked to the front door. *Knock, knock, knock* Quatre turned the doorknob, and pulled the door open, and found himself face to face with a huge yellow
*We now interrupt this program to tell you something very important. Unfortunately, I have forgotten what was so important that I had to interrupt this wonderful fanfiction to tell you. Therefore I will simply inform you that I will be on the news tonight, just like I am every night, instead. Thank you for your time.*
*Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock* Wufei jumped up from his bed, fully clothed, and ran to the front door. "I knew they'd come for us tonight... It was only a matter of time before it happened. I just hope I can take this one out and have enough time to warn the others... Oh, shit! It's 3 08! I'm the last one! I might already be too late... No! The others are tough, they can hold their own for a while..." Wufei prepared himself for the worst, and then reached for the doorknob. *Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock knock* Wufei threw open the door and tossed himself at the creature before him, ready to fight it to the death. I hope the others are all right...
Heero looked down at the small, fuzzy red thing tapping his leg and screamed. "What the hell are you?!?" The little creature looked up at him and said "Heeheehee... Elmo gonna kill you, Heero!" Then Elmo attacked Heero, he bit Heeros leg, and slashed at him with the razor-sharp claws that Elmo had extended from the fingers of his right hand. "Heeheehee! Elmo gonna cut Heero! E L M O spells Elmo!" Elmo made a large wound in Heeros left arm with his claws, and laughed maniacally. "Yeah, well I'm going to kill you, you little bastard!" Elmo laughed again. "This program is brought to you by the letters F and U! F U! Heeheehee!!!"
A large blue monster was laying on top of Duo. "Hahahahaha! Me cookie monster! Me want cookies!" Duos eyes went wide, and Duo stared at the monster with fear. "Okay, um... Which cookies would you be meaning? You do mean the chocolate chip kind, right?" Cookie Monster laughed and then glared evilly at Duo. "No, cookie monster mean THESE cookies!" He said, kicking Duo between the legs as he said 'these.' "OOOOOWWW!!! That's it, I'm going to kill you!" Duo freed one of his arms and punched the large blue creature in the face repeatedly.
A purple vampire was standing on Trowas chest, looking down at him. "I don't know who you are, but I really don't like you!" Trowa yelled as he reached for the shotgun, which had been knocked out of his hand when he was attacked by the purple vampire. "No, no, you cannot have your gun." The Count said, and then he hit Trowa over and over again while Trowa kept trying to reach his gun. "How many times must I punch you before you give up on getting your gun back? Let's see, one, two, three, four, five..."
Big Bird pecked Quatre in the crotch. "OW, stop that! That hurts! OW, STOP IT!" Then Big Bird began to peck at Quatres face, drawing blood each time. "OW! Stop! Please, stop doing that, it hurts! OW! Okay, you fucking piece of crap, you asked for it..." Quatre reached behind him into his back pocket and pulled out a gun. He took careful aim, and shot at one of Big Birds wings three times, and then the wing was completely severed from Big Birds shoulder, and it fell to the ground. "I'll get you for that, Quatre. Y - O - U spells yoooouuuuu!" Big Bird ran out the front door, and though Quatre ran out right behind him, he couldn't see the large yellow bird anywhere.
Wufei grabbed Oscars head and shoved it deep into his trash can. "Get the hell out of my house! I don't want you here, and I sure as hell won't let you kill me or my friends!" Wufei eventually succeeded in getting the lid on the trash can with Oscar inside it. He carried the trash around the house, keeping the lid on, looking for some tape or something. Then Wufei found a tube of super glue, which he used to glue the lid to the top of the can. "Ha, now you can't get out, you dumb little grouch!" Wufei grinned and tossed the garbage can out the front door, closing it behind him. "Now to call the others and make sure they're okay..."
To be continued...
Odd, isn't it? I suppose I might write more, but only if I get some reviews. If I don't get reviews, you don't get another chapter. Got it? Good. So review it. And I guess that's about all I have to say, so goodbye peoples.
*Knock, knock, knock* Heero stirred in his sleep. *Knock, knock, knock* Heero woke up, and glanced at his alarm clock. "It's THREE IN THE MORNING! Whoever woke me up is going to die!!! Unless... Unless it's Duo... Argh, why did I say that? What difference does it make if it's Duo or not? They're dead meat, whoever 'they' happens to be..." Heero stood up and walked out of his bedroom. *Knock, knock, knock* Heero went to the front door and opened it up. "I'M GOING TO KI..." There's nobody there... Who was knocking, then? Heero felt something tapping on his leg, and he looked down to see what it was. "What the hell?!?"
*Knock, knock, knock* "Huh? What was that?" Duo jumped out of his bed, wearing nothing, and his eyes darted all about, looking for trouble. *Knock, knock, knock* "Oh, someone at the door. Huh?!? It's three oh two... In the morning! Whoever woke me up better have a good reason..." Duo exited his room to answer the door, but realised he wasn't wearing anything. *Knock, knock, knock* "Yeah, yeah, I'm coming..." Duo got dressed and left his bedroom again. He went to the front door and opened it up, and suddenly, before he could react, there was a quick flash of blue and Duo was knocked to the floor.
(I just figured out what I'm writing about. And it's brilliant! Brilliant, I tell you, brilliant!)
*Knock, knock, knock* Silence, and Trowa didn't even twitch in his sleep. *Knock, knock, knock* Trowa was still silent, and didn't move at all. *Knock, knock, CRASH* Trowa sat up quickly in his bed. "What the hell was that? What the hell, it's 3 04 AM!!! Could be a burglar..." Trowa put on some pants and left his bedroom. He then remembered that his gun was still in his room, so he went back inside and grabbed it. He held the shotgun against his bare chest and slowly walked downstairs. Trowa sowly, cautiously approached the front of the house, and he stood at the corner for a few seconds. Once he was mentally prepared, he jumped out from behind the corner and was knocked down by something purple.
*Knock, knock, knock* Quatre sat up in his bed and rubbed his eyes sleepily. "Someone's at the door... But it's only 3 06 AM... I wonder who would be knocking at the door at this hour... And nobody is supposed to know I'm here... I'm supposed to be on vacation. Well, I guess I should go see who's at the door..." Quatre stood up. He had gone to bed wearing his pants, a shoe and both socks, as he had only had enough energy left to take off his shirt and one shoe before he fell asleep. Quatre took off his other shoe and both socks and then walked to the front door. *Knock, knock, knock* Quatre turned the doorknob, and pulled the door open, and found himself face to face with a huge yellow
*We now interrupt this program to tell you something very important. Unfortunately, I have forgotten what was so important that I had to interrupt this wonderful fanfiction to tell you. Therefore I will simply inform you that I will be on the news tonight, just like I am every night, instead. Thank you for your time.*
*Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock* Wufei jumped up from his bed, fully clothed, and ran to the front door. "I knew they'd come for us tonight... It was only a matter of time before it happened. I just hope I can take this one out and have enough time to warn the others... Oh, shit! It's 3 08! I'm the last one! I might already be too late... No! The others are tough, they can hold their own for a while..." Wufei prepared himself for the worst, and then reached for the doorknob. *Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock knock* Wufei threw open the door and tossed himself at the creature before him, ready to fight it to the death. I hope the others are all right...
Heero looked down at the small, fuzzy red thing tapping his leg and screamed. "What the hell are you?!?" The little creature looked up at him and said "Heeheehee... Elmo gonna kill you, Heero!" Then Elmo attacked Heero, he bit Heeros leg, and slashed at him with the razor-sharp claws that Elmo had extended from the fingers of his right hand. "Heeheehee! Elmo gonna cut Heero! E L M O spells Elmo!" Elmo made a large wound in Heeros left arm with his claws, and laughed maniacally. "Yeah, well I'm going to kill you, you little bastard!" Elmo laughed again. "This program is brought to you by the letters F and U! F U! Heeheehee!!!"
A large blue monster was laying on top of Duo. "Hahahahaha! Me cookie monster! Me want cookies!" Duos eyes went wide, and Duo stared at the monster with fear. "Okay, um... Which cookies would you be meaning? You do mean the chocolate chip kind, right?" Cookie Monster laughed and then glared evilly at Duo. "No, cookie monster mean THESE cookies!" He said, kicking Duo between the legs as he said 'these.' "OOOOOWWW!!! That's it, I'm going to kill you!" Duo freed one of his arms and punched the large blue creature in the face repeatedly.
A purple vampire was standing on Trowas chest, looking down at him. "I don't know who you are, but I really don't like you!" Trowa yelled as he reached for the shotgun, which had been knocked out of his hand when he was attacked by the purple vampire. "No, no, you cannot have your gun." The Count said, and then he hit Trowa over and over again while Trowa kept trying to reach his gun. "How many times must I punch you before you give up on getting your gun back? Let's see, one, two, three, four, five..."
Big Bird pecked Quatre in the crotch. "OW, stop that! That hurts! OW, STOP IT!" Then Big Bird began to peck at Quatres face, drawing blood each time. "OW! Stop! Please, stop doing that, it hurts! OW! Okay, you fucking piece of crap, you asked for it..." Quatre reached behind him into his back pocket and pulled out a gun. He took careful aim, and shot at one of Big Birds wings three times, and then the wing was completely severed from Big Birds shoulder, and it fell to the ground. "I'll get you for that, Quatre. Y - O - U spells yoooouuuuu!" Big Bird ran out the front door, and though Quatre ran out right behind him, he couldn't see the large yellow bird anywhere.
Wufei grabbed Oscars head and shoved it deep into his trash can. "Get the hell out of my house! I don't want you here, and I sure as hell won't let you kill me or my friends!" Wufei eventually succeeded in getting the lid on the trash can with Oscar inside it. He carried the trash around the house, keeping the lid on, looking for some tape or something. Then Wufei found a tube of super glue, which he used to glue the lid to the top of the can. "Ha, now you can't get out, you dumb little grouch!" Wufei grinned and tossed the garbage can out the front door, closing it behind him. "Now to call the others and make sure they're okay..."
To be continued...
Odd, isn't it? I suppose I might write more, but only if I get some reviews. If I don't get reviews, you don't get another chapter. Got it? Good. So review it. And I guess that's about all I have to say, so goodbye peoples.