"And we're live in 3…..2…….1!" said some random director person.
"HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL GX MYSTERY DATING GAME!! I'M YOUR HOST ANGEL!!" Angel shouted as she faced a camera with a microphone to her mouth. She had shoulder length sandy blonde hair, blue eyes, a denim blue skirt that went to the floor, and a blue tang top. "This is the show were random authors/authoress can get a date from the GX crew! And my guest for the day is 15Animefreak15! Also know as Ani! Say hello audience!"
"Ya" came the unenthusiastic audience that was chained to their seats.
"Be happy or I'll blow you up!" Angel said holding a pipe bomb.
"WHOA!! YAY!! WAHOOOOO!!" the audience suddenly cheered.
"Good! Now! Hhhheeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Ani!" a girl walked into the room. She was wearing a pink T-shirt with a yellow star on the front, blue jean Capri's, and pink sneakers. Her hair was long and went all the way to center of her back; even though it was in a ponytail and was colored a bubblegum pink color and her eyes were a nice calming, yet mischievous, blue. She sat on the stool that was in the middle of the room. "So, any words for your fans Ani?"
"CRUDMUFFIN!!!" Ani shouted while trusting her arms into the air.
"ok then! And now for your date candidates!" just then, a wall came up next to Ani and loud shouting/cursing could be heard from the other side of the wall. "STOP CURSING OVER THERE!!"
"THIS IS JUST CRAZY!!" came a voice from the other side of the wall.
"LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU CRAZY CHICK!!" came a more angry voice.
"I WANT MY MOMMY!!!" came another, higher voice.
"They all sound like whimps!" Ani said pointing to the wall and looking at Angel.
"TO BAD!!" Angel shouted. The yelling and cursing continued from the others side of the wall. "SHUT THE (BEEP) UP!!" she pulled out a remote and pushed a button.
BBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!
"That settles that…" Angel mumbled. "ANYWAYS! Onto the game! Do you know the rules Ani?"
"Nope!" she chirped. Angel sweatdropped.
"Well! The rules are simple! You ask random questions to our three candidates and they at the end, you choose who you liked the best and the other 2 get punished! And how is yet to be determined! So, do you get the rules Ani?"
"NOPE!"
"…Ask the boys a question Ani!"
"Ok!" she pulled a random card out of her pocket. "Can I shove this up my nose?" she asked.
"Do I want to know what that is?" the first voice asked.
"So long as it kills you sure!" said the angry voice.
"Don't hurt yourself!" said the third high voice.
"I like his answer!" Ani said smiling.
"Real question please" Angel said.
"Ok! What would you do if you were to go on a date with meh?!"
"Take you to a book store, a library and then a nice quiet restaurant!" the first voice said.
"Why would I go on a date with you?!" said anger man.
"Go for ice cream! I mean if you really wanted to date me…" said the high voice.
"Good answers!" Angel said. "Next question!"
"What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word love?" Ani asked.
"Books and equations!" first voice.
"MONEY!!!" anger man
"Nice walks on the beach!" high voice.
"Can you walk on your hands?" Ani asked again.
"That's almost impossible!" first voice.
"What does it matter?!!?" anger man
"I'm a little scared of doing things like that…" high voice.
"Can you burp the alphabet?" was the new question.
"Why would I want too?!" first voice.
"THAT'S JUST WRONG!!" said the angry voice.
"A…..B…..C!" said the high voice threw burps.
"Ok then! Now for the challenge round!" Angel said. "You give them random things to do and they gotta do it! so Ani, what's it gonna be?"
"For guy number one…." Ani said, deep in thought. "I dare you to do my math homework since you seem smart! Guy number two…(she suddenly got an evil glint in her eye) I DARE YOU TO WEAR A CHICKEN SUIT, AND DO THE CHICKEN DANCE IN FRONT OF A PACK OF EVIL CHICKENS!! And guy number three….I want you to wear a cookie costume that is shaped like a bunny with pink frosting on it!"
"YAY!! WORK!!" said guy number one.
"WHAT!??!" shouted guy number two.
"…Just: why?" said guy number three.
"Ok people!!" Angel said into the mic. "We'll take a short break while they get this done! Now enjoy!"
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"And we're back!" Angel announced as the commercial cut out. "Shall we check on our candidates and their progress?!" the camera switched over to the other side of the wall.
"I have finished all your homework for the next 3 years!" said the first voice.
"YAY!! I LOVE'S YOU!!" Ani shouted, huggling the wall.
"WHY THE (BEEP) AM I ON THIS (BEEP)ING SHOW IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!" asked the second voice. He was dancing on a table, wearing a chicken suit, doing the chicken dance, and having a pack of rabid pissed off chickens biting his butt every 5 seconds. "THESE SMUCKING CHICKENS KEEP BITING MY (BEEP)ING (BEEP)!"
"Try doing the Cot-Nigh-Joe!" Angel said. He did so.
"THAT JUST MADE THEM MORE (BEEP)ED OFF!!!" the chickens were now spewing acid from their mouths. "O MY GOD!!"
"MWHHHAHAHAHAHA!!" Ani laughed manically at the mystery's boy's pain.
"I feel all warm and fuzzy!" said the high pitched voice, apparently hugging himself in his pink bunny cookie suit.
"So! Ani! You ready to pick who you want to date?!" Angel asked.
"Yup!" Ani said jumping up from her stool. "I PICK-"
"You need to see them first!" Angel scolded. She pulled out another remote and part of the wall lifted up to revel-
"BASTION!!" Ani shouted as she ran over and glomped him.
"NOT HER!!" Bastion shouted as she continued to glomp him. he tried wiggle out of her grip, but it just tightened even more.
"Hold on Ani!" Angel said. "There a 2 more candidates!"
"I KNEW THAT!!" Ani said going back to her spot. Angel pushed another button and more of the wall opened up to show- "EEEEEEEEWWWWW!! I DON'T WANNA DATE CHAZZ!! HE'S A PERC WHO KEEPS TRYING TO GRAB MEH SMEXY ARSE!!!"
"I DO NOT!!" Chazz shouted. But Ani just burst out laughing for he was still in a chicken suit.
"And now for the final person! Drum roll please!" Angel said. Just then a drum rolled by. "HEATHER!! WHAT DID I SAY!?!" she looked over to backstage, didn't see anyone and looked up to the cat walk. "O that's just smucking great!" a woman of about 22 with long brown hair was swinging from the cat walk one handed.
"WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she said as she swung back and forth. Angel sweatdropped.
"ANYWAYS! The final person is…!" she pushed another button and the rest of the wall moved up to revel-
"SHO-KUN IN A PINK BUNNY COOKIE SUIT!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" shrieked Ani as she sprinted road runner style towards Syrus. "YOU'RE SO SMUCKING KAWAII!! I LOVE YOU!!"
"So, you pick Syrus as your date?" Angel asked. Ani looked back and forth between Bastion and Syrus. She looked back and forth for a good 5 minutes.
"I choose….BOTH!!" the whole freaking room did a face fault. "Bastion is Bastion and Sho-Kun is to Kawaii for measures!!" she huggled Syrus again.
"-.- ok then!" Angel said. "So only Chazz gets punished!" a loud 'no' could be heard from far away. "So: LET LOOSE THE RADIOACITVE MONKEY'S, CHICKENS AND THE SQUIRRELS!!!" there was a rumbling and then a girly scream. Chazz came running as was being chased by glowing little fuzzy animals.
"YAY!!" Ani said as she huggled Syrus and Bastion some more.
"And that's our show for today!" proclaimed Angel. "HOPE YOU ALL TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR GX MYSTERY DATING GAME! GOODNIGHT AND DON'T LET THE RADIOACTIVE ANIMALS BITE YOU ON THE WAY OUT!!
"Aaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnddddddd- CUT!!" said some random director person…who then started to run from some glowing animals. "ANGEL!! CALL OFF THESE THINGS!! THE SHOWS OVER!!"
"Lalalalalalala!!!" Angel was currently listening to Avril Lavigne on her Ipod and couldn't hear a thing.
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR A THRILLING NEW EPISODE!! DON'T MISS-
"MEKI!!" Angel suddenly shouted up to thin air. "STOP BREAKING MEH STUFF TO DO THAT!!!"
NEVER!!! SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK!!
"MEKI!!!"
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