BILLY AND JACKIE'S CRAZY POINTLESS FANFIC!!!
Copyright 2003
By: Billy and Jackie! (Duh!!)

Disclaimer: We don't own any of the characters in this ficcy!!!! Wait... Jackie do! *grabs Sephy by arm* HE'S MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!! (Sephiroth belongs to his creator too ^^U) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Billy: HELLO!!!!!!!!

Jackie: Hiyas all you people who actually like reading pointlessness!!! I'm one of you!!! Has you read "The Senseless Conversation With The Blitz Team!" yet? If not, YOU SHOULD!! Dragon Valor and Maniac are great! Their story is what gived us IN-SPIR-A-TION!!!!

Jackie: So who's our first victim......I mean.......GUEST!! ^^U

Billy: OOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I KNOW I KNOW!!!

Jackie: Who is it child???

Chris *from nowhere*: HIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy: *points to Van* THAT GUY!!

Jackie: *points to chair* SIT VAN!!!

Van: help me.... *sits*

Billy: OK!! Van!!! *stares at audience (at least, there was an audience 5 minutes ago...)*: VAN FROM ZOIDS: CHAOTIC CENTURY peoples!!!!!!

Jackie: *is staring at Van intently*

Van: *is very uncomfortable*

Kate *pops out of ceiling*: HELLO!! *jumps down and lands on Van's head*

Jackie: KATE!! *glomps Kate*

Kate: GAH! I has been glompered!!! *glomps Jackie back*

Van: *sneaks away unnoticed*

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Jackie: Aww dookie... our guest ran away... OH WELL!!! END OF CHAPPIE 1!!!

Billy: WAIT!!! I WANNA SAY SOMETHING!!!!

Jackie: SPEAK CHILD!!

Billy: Anyone who flames our story will suffer a horribly painful death!!!

Jackie: Billy, no death threats!!

Billy: ^^U SORRY!!

Jackie: ^_^ Join us next time on Billy and Jackie's Crazy Pointless Fanfic!!!

Billy: LOTSA FEESH FOR DEEDLE NEXT EPISODE!!!!

Deedle: nyao!! ^-^ neko neko neko!!!!