Attack of the 5 Foot Jello
Disclamer: Buffy and Co. belongs to Joss. Aladdin & The
Return of Jafar belongs to Disney.
Dedacated to my sister for her insperational reference
to chicken.
It was just another quiet night in Sunnydale. That is,
if you happen to think that a few vampires and one demon
is quiet. Buffy Summers was out protroling the graveyard
with Xander and Spike. At the present moment, Spike and
Buffy were involved in a discusion.
"Blue."
"Red."
"Blue!"
"Red!"
"BLUE!"
"RED!"
"Keep it down! You're scaring the vampires away!"
"......."
"Blue."
"Red."
"All right!" Xander turned around and glared at the two,
"What are you two fighting over."
"Spike thinks that the red genie looks cooler than the
blue genie!"
"The Slayer here thinks that the blue wanker is cooler.
But then again, she doesn't have much taste."
"This coming from the vamp whose wardrobe is stuck in
the 80's!"
"I'll have you know that I look very good in it! At
least I have some colour in my wardrobe. Not like the
poof!"
"Don't you drag Angel into this, bleach head."
"Bleach head! At least I don't have to dye my hair to
compensate for my natural stupidity like you."
"Say that again and I'll stake you. I don't think that
Giles will mind."
"You won't. You don't have the stones."
"You want to bet?"
"Stop it!" Xander waved his arms in the air to get their
attention. "If you want to fight instead of patrol, fine!
Just let me go home first."
Buffy and Spike turned to face Xander. "Fine," Buffy said,
"Spike and I will finish patroling. You can go home."
"See you later." Xander walked away and disapeared from
sight. Buffy turned to Spike and frowned. "We really
should get to work."
"Fine," Spike took a quick look around and headed off in
the general direction of the new burials with Buffy close
behind.
"Blue."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile...
On the other side of town, in a little red-brick house,
there sat a family of four who had just sat down to their
dinner. A chicken sat in the middle of the table. Beside
it was the gravy and at the far end of the table was a
tub with a top on it. As the family was saying grace,
the tub's lid was pushed off. A pudgy tentical of red
jello shot out and wrapped around the neck of the nearest
person. Three other tenticals in different colors also
shot out and wrapped around the other people at the table.
As soon as the people stopped struggling, the jello started
to swallow the people whole. Finding that the humans were
too big to eat, the red, yellow, green and blue jello
oozed out of the door.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Buffy and Spike were watching movies at Spike's crypt
and were at the verge of total warfare when a knock at
the door stopped their almost-fight. Spike stomped over
the door and pulled it open. Outside it was the red
jello. The jello reached out and tried to choke Spike.
Luckly for Spike, the jello wasn't big enought to reach
his neck. Instead the jello wrapped a tentical around
Spike's knee.
"Slayer," Spike turned around and pointed at the jello
wrapped around his knee. "What the hell is this?"
"Ummm...the blob?"
"No, the blob was green. This is red."
"It looks like.....jello."
Spike reached down and pried the jello off his leg. The
red jello tried to escape but Spike held on tight. He
made his way over to the wood stove he had instaled and
he set the jello in a pot of boiling water that had been
started for hot coco. The jello dissolved, leaving
sticky red water. Spike poured the water down the drain.
Then he refilled the pot and put it back on the stove.
Buffy picked up the remote and when Spike sat down, she
pressed play.
"That was easy."
"I think the hellmouth is running out of out monsters."
"Shhh. Aladdin's starting."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The green jello oozed down the sidewalk. It hadn't see
anything to eat but up ahead there was someone standing
in an alley. The jello reached out a tentical and
wrapped it around the person's ankle.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Xander was clutching a stake in his hand while he waited
in the alley for whatever had been following him. When
the tentical wrapped around his ankle, Xander did the
one thing that anyone would do. He screamed and ran with
the green jello hanging on for dead life. Xander kicked
his leg and the jello went flying through the air. It
hit the flashing lights outside of a movie store. The
jello reached out and gripped a light bulb. The bulb
broke and electricty surged though the jello. The jello
melted and landed on the sidewalk. The bubbling goo
slipped off the sidewalk and down through a grate into
the sewer.
Xander watched the jello dissapear and then he walked on
by, pretending that he hadn't see it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The yellow jello was making it's way towards the bronze
when it spotted two girls walking right into the jello's
path. The jello oozed over to the girls and tried to
swallow the one girl's tennis shoes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Willow was walking down the streets, talking with Tara when
she noticed the jello that was wrapped around her foot.
"Oh. Tara there is, well.... um.. I think it's... jello."
Willow reached down and scraped the jello off of her foot.
"I-I-I think I can g-g-get rid of it." Tara quietly said a
spell and pointed a finger at the jello. A small flame
started and then the yellow jello became a rageing inferno.
Willow and Tara watched until there was nothing left of the
jello except for some charred black stuff on the sidewalk.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The blue jello had moved away from town and was moving
towards an unfamiliar sound. As it cleared the last hill in
it's way, the jello saw the orgin of the sound and quivered
happily. Up ahead was the ocean, which happened to look like
a giant blob of blue jello. The jello happily oozed over the
beach and towards the water. When it reached the waters edge
the jello dived in and was quickly disolved.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Outside the town of Sunnydale, Ethan stood there and listened
to the death cries of the failed jello. He shock his head and
looked at a list in his hand. He crossed off the first word.
Jello
Chicken
Gravy
"Well," Ethan smiled," I think that a demonic chicken would
really stir this place up. I wounder what Ripper is doing?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Giles was reading through a book siting on the table in front
of him. He paused in his reading to reread one particular passage.
"Demonic chicken?"
The End
Disclamer: Buffy and Co. belongs to Joss. Aladdin & The
Return of Jafar belongs to Disney.
Dedacated to my sister for her insperational reference
to chicken.
It was just another quiet night in Sunnydale. That is,
if you happen to think that a few vampires and one demon
is quiet. Buffy Summers was out protroling the graveyard
with Xander and Spike. At the present moment, Spike and
Buffy were involved in a discusion.
"Blue."
"Red."
"Blue!"
"Red!"
"BLUE!"
"RED!"
"Keep it down! You're scaring the vampires away!"
"......."
"Blue."
"Red."
"All right!" Xander turned around and glared at the two,
"What are you two fighting over."
"Spike thinks that the red genie looks cooler than the
blue genie!"
"The Slayer here thinks that the blue wanker is cooler.
But then again, she doesn't have much taste."
"This coming from the vamp whose wardrobe is stuck in
the 80's!"
"I'll have you know that I look very good in it! At
least I have some colour in my wardrobe. Not like the
poof!"
"Don't you drag Angel into this, bleach head."
"Bleach head! At least I don't have to dye my hair to
compensate for my natural stupidity like you."
"Say that again and I'll stake you. I don't think that
Giles will mind."
"You won't. You don't have the stones."
"You want to bet?"
"Stop it!" Xander waved his arms in the air to get their
attention. "If you want to fight instead of patrol, fine!
Just let me go home first."
Buffy and Spike turned to face Xander. "Fine," Buffy said,
"Spike and I will finish patroling. You can go home."
"See you later." Xander walked away and disapeared from
sight. Buffy turned to Spike and frowned. "We really
should get to work."
"Fine," Spike took a quick look around and headed off in
the general direction of the new burials with Buffy close
behind.
"Blue."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile...
On the other side of town, in a little red-brick house,
there sat a family of four who had just sat down to their
dinner. A chicken sat in the middle of the table. Beside
it was the gravy and at the far end of the table was a
tub with a top on it. As the family was saying grace,
the tub's lid was pushed off. A pudgy tentical of red
jello shot out and wrapped around the neck of the nearest
person. Three other tenticals in different colors also
shot out and wrapped around the other people at the table.
As soon as the people stopped struggling, the jello started
to swallow the people whole. Finding that the humans were
too big to eat, the red, yellow, green and blue jello
oozed out of the door.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Buffy and Spike were watching movies at Spike's crypt
and were at the verge of total warfare when a knock at
the door stopped their almost-fight. Spike stomped over
the door and pulled it open. Outside it was the red
jello. The jello reached out and tried to choke Spike.
Luckly for Spike, the jello wasn't big enought to reach
his neck. Instead the jello wrapped a tentical around
Spike's knee.
"Slayer," Spike turned around and pointed at the jello
wrapped around his knee. "What the hell is this?"
"Ummm...the blob?"
"No, the blob was green. This is red."
"It looks like.....jello."
Spike reached down and pried the jello off his leg. The
red jello tried to escape but Spike held on tight. He
made his way over to the wood stove he had instaled and
he set the jello in a pot of boiling water that had been
started for hot coco. The jello dissolved, leaving
sticky red water. Spike poured the water down the drain.
Then he refilled the pot and put it back on the stove.
Buffy picked up the remote and when Spike sat down, she
pressed play.
"That was easy."
"I think the hellmouth is running out of out monsters."
"Shhh. Aladdin's starting."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The green jello oozed down the sidewalk. It hadn't see
anything to eat but up ahead there was someone standing
in an alley. The jello reached out a tentical and
wrapped it around the person's ankle.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Xander was clutching a stake in his hand while he waited
in the alley for whatever had been following him. When
the tentical wrapped around his ankle, Xander did the
one thing that anyone would do. He screamed and ran with
the green jello hanging on for dead life. Xander kicked
his leg and the jello went flying through the air. It
hit the flashing lights outside of a movie store. The
jello reached out and gripped a light bulb. The bulb
broke and electricty surged though the jello. The jello
melted and landed on the sidewalk. The bubbling goo
slipped off the sidewalk and down through a grate into
the sewer.
Xander watched the jello dissapear and then he walked on
by, pretending that he hadn't see it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The yellow jello was making it's way towards the bronze
when it spotted two girls walking right into the jello's
path. The jello oozed over to the girls and tried to
swallow the one girl's tennis shoes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Willow was walking down the streets, talking with Tara when
she noticed the jello that was wrapped around her foot.
"Oh. Tara there is, well.... um.. I think it's... jello."
Willow reached down and scraped the jello off of her foot.
"I-I-I think I can g-g-get rid of it." Tara quietly said a
spell and pointed a finger at the jello. A small flame
started and then the yellow jello became a rageing inferno.
Willow and Tara watched until there was nothing left of the
jello except for some charred black stuff on the sidewalk.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The blue jello had moved away from town and was moving
towards an unfamiliar sound. As it cleared the last hill in
it's way, the jello saw the orgin of the sound and quivered
happily. Up ahead was the ocean, which happened to look like
a giant blob of blue jello. The jello happily oozed over the
beach and towards the water. When it reached the waters edge
the jello dived in and was quickly disolved.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Outside the town of Sunnydale, Ethan stood there and listened
to the death cries of the failed jello. He shock his head and
looked at a list in his hand. He crossed off the first word.
Jello
Chicken
Gravy
"Well," Ethan smiled," I think that a demonic chicken would
really stir this place up. I wounder what Ripper is doing?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Giles was reading through a book siting on the table in front
of him. He paused in his reading to reread one particular passage.
"Demonic chicken?"
The End