*So this is defiantly, only my second one-shot. So go easy on me. Hahahaha just kidding. Criticism is accepted. But hopefully it doesn't suck balls. Enjoy :]

You have got to be kidding me. Cammie tried to hide her face, as only a chameleon would do, and look away from the mall crowds.

I better get good money, she thought to herself. Why else would she undergo this public humiliation? It's for Caroline. Remember. It's for Caroline. Oh who I am kidding? Shut up Cammie. Stop talking to yourself. God you're so weird.

"Caroline are you ready to meet Santa? Tell the big guy what you want for Christmas!" As Caroline and Cammie approached the head honcho of the north pole, Caroline freaked out. And started crying. And screaming. And running away.

Great. Just great. There goes my chance at trying to blend in. Finally, I get control of Caroline, thanks to the help of Santa's elves, who chased her around. This will probably cost extra now.

Caroline tells me that Santa scares her, so I try to show her that he's alright. I go over to Santa, who smells like Yves Saint Laurent Cologne. Yummy. And he pats his lap, as a gesture for me to sit down, and I realize he is my age. 20. And has the most deep emerald eyes ever. Double yummy. So I milk the situation a little. Hey, if I'm going to be humiliated, I might as well have a little fun with it.

"Have you been a good girl this year?" Santa asks. Like you really want to know.

"Look here 'Santa', I'm just doing this for my sister, so she doesn't think you're a complete creep, which I would gladly disagree with. But, since she's 7, just go along with it." As soon as I finish my mini monologue, Santa smirks at me. He has the freaking nerve to smirk. As if being in his lap, in my miniskirt and plaid shirt, helps the situation. And for a second I see Santa's eyes roam over my body before he asks me again.

"Have you been a good girl this year?" And then proceeds to whisper in my ear, "It's okay, if you've been naughty. Sometimes Santa likes that."

"I guess that would depend on what Santa calls good." I say honestly, staring into his green eyes. But then I remember Caroline.

"See Caroline, Santa's not that bad!" And soon, a deep chuckle comes from Santa.

Caroline, realizing he's not scary runs up and jumps on Santa's lap, and smiles wide for the picture, telling Santa just exactly what she wants for Christmas.

He gives something to her, a white slip of paper. She comes back toward me with a note that says,

"My lunch break is at noon. Meet me at the food court if you want your Christmas wish to come true. ~ Zach"

Smiling, I glance towards Zach who now has another kid in his lap, and for a moment, he looks over towards me and winks.

Maybe Christmas won't be so bad this year, after all.

*So it sucked balls, right? I knew it. Anyways characters are OOC but, hey its called fanfic for a reason. Merry Christmas, lovely fanfictioners! :]

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Holly: "I haven't said two words to him, but I've already named our children."

-What I like about you.