Tobi woke up with a start. He had been having a nightmare in which Kisame and Zetsu kept taking bites out of him. Tobi hated being eaten, especially when alive. Tobi looked at his clock but couldn't see it because his mask had slipped so he wasn't looking out the eye-hole. "AARRGH! DEIDARA- SEMPAI I'M BLIIIND!"
"Ajdust you mask then you baka! It's only been 17 seconds since last time you started screaming about something! I'm gonna ask Leader-sama for a room change, yeah!"
"oh. Nighty-night Deidei-chan."
"WHAT!?"*snoresnoresnoresnore*
Deidara mumbled about how he was going to put an explosive in Tobi's eyehole, thenjust drifted off to sleep...
"MORNING GUYS! WAKEY_WAKEY LEADER-SAMA WANTS A MEETING IN 2 HOURS! WE BETTER BRUSH OUR TEETH!"
6 voices(1) started swearing profanely. "Katsu!" Tobi's mask blew off and he flew into the air screaming about how it hurt. Kakuzu tore into the hallway screaming "Those masks of Tobi's don't come free y'know! Guess who has to pay! ME!"
"Someone is on his period. Hey, don't be sexist! I apologize for my behavior!"
"oh great, the schizo is at it again."
"Shut up Goldie! I have to agree with me on that, be quiet please Kisame!"
"Hn."
"Hey don't walk into a wall blindo."
"Tobi thinks Kisame-san is not being very nice!"
ALL: Shut up Tobi!"
"hey, fuckin' heathens whats all this bloody noise about, you fuckin' shit brains!"
"Oh great the zealot's here."
"shut the fuck up Fish-boy!"
A fight erupts between the akatsuki members, with Tobi runnig away from Hidan, who was screaming something to do with sacrifice, Deidara and Kakuzu Bunching each other rolling around and Kisame and Zetsu Biting each-other. Ahhhh.. what a peaceful morning...
My first fanfic! I hope it's alright!
(1) There is only 5 Characters not including Tobi, so Both Zetsus were shouting.