Okay..hi this is my first fanfic....reviews are welcome...and such...if ur evil then i dislike you very much and please hit the back button on the standard button bar or where ever, this is for fun so hateful people, RAGH! oh ya, Jim and Mark arent included atm they will be in later maybe..David is ..ya..we will see..
Yoko, Cindy, Alyssa, George, Kevin &.....Will!
It was a calm night at J's Bar, there was only four customers, so Will had sent Cindy up to take a break.
Kevin was sitting by himself feeling rather depressed about not getting into S.T.A.R.S yet again.
It was the second time this had happened and even now at his moment of utter most despair, the one thing he truely needed wasn't here, as she was on a break.
He wore a white t-shirt which stuck to his chest, showing off his abs...
He had a pair of tight faded jeans and a leather belt along a pair of boots, to top the outfit off Will had thrown a cowboy hat at him , which he had taken form the supply cupboard.
He had mentioned a free drink if Kevin wore it, so Kevin quickly obliged.
Yoko sat next to George as David had wondered off a few minuted before hand.
She stared almost transfixed upon Kevin, who seemed not to notice.
Next to her sat George, he wore a yellow anarok, a cargo pants and some outoor shoes, he was becoming increasingly annoyed as Yoko seemed to be ignoring his theroy on the big bang.
Rubbing his head he said "Yoko, go over there and talk to him, hes not going to notice you if you dont say anything to him".
Shortly after George said this and Yoko had finished registering it she said "why?..why wouldnt he?" but it was Alyssa who answered " l ook at you! if you cut you'r hair, you'd look like a teenage boy...atleast with the hair you look legal..".
Getting up Yoko marched over to Alyssa, who also stood up"I don't think you have what it takes little boy!" Alyssa sneered marching into the bathroom, followed by Yoko.
Ten minutes later Cindy appeared at the door of the stairs between the first and second floor, she was wearing a blue linen t-shirt and a pair of white pants...no shoes...
She seemed cheery as always and hopped happily over to Will, after a quick word with Will she rushed over to Kevin and started talking about walls and how fun it is watching paint dry.
Then the door to the bathroom opened and out walked Yoko now wearing a knee lenght , flowy green dress, and cute shoes.
Her hair was tied up in a bun, with two long strands slightly curling at each side of her face.
Behind her walked or more acurately, strutted Alyssa, wearing a short red dress, with a slit up the side, the dress was like a sheet stuck to her..held up by strings at each shoulder.
Her hair was as awesome as always and her mood even better!
"Lets see who he likes more!...eh!?" Alyssa said as Yoko wondered over towards the now red faced Will.
*Is he ...blushing....at me?..*Yoko thought to herself, "oh sorry..lets go..am ok!" Yoko stuttered awakward as always.
Taking her glasses from her pocket ,Yoko adjusted them and walked next to Alyssa.
When they reached Kevin both...more Alyssa..began swagging and moving in different strikingly vulgar positions.
"Ahem..could you two kindly get a room, or something..I'm not homophobic, I just don't like vulgarity"Kevin said before turning back to Cindy.
..Alyssa turned, her face red, and ran towards her laptop, grabbing it she turned and ran towards Kevin, swinging the laptop wildly.
Fortunatley a customer walked in, who looked grotesque , he held a small bit of a bone in his mouth and this managed to distract Alyssa.
Alyssa now changed target and ran straight for the man, she pummeled him to the floor, before dragging him outside and locking the door.
"Hot stuff!,Doc get up stairs!, eh Will if you want...Bimbo and Wannabe stay here and barricade the stuff while we run away!" Alyssa ordered .
Grabbing Kevin and George she dragged them to the door up towards the second floor and kicked them through.
Cindy sat on the stool, and thought about what had happened before saying "hey dont be a meanie...Yoko isn't a wannabe..shes a very nice person".
After smiling happily to herself...Cindy decided to push her stool in front of the door and then asked "Why?..Whats happening?".
"What are you! look out the window!, see the freakin zombie, rabied, canible people!"Alyssa roared pushing Will through the door.
George got off of the floor, after sucessfully managing to push Kevin off of on top of him,and ran out to inspect the situation.
"This is impossible...unless...Zoinks! Kevin help me push these barrels, or Will, or Wannabe" he said pushing the barrels towards the door.
As Kevin and George pushed barrels , Will helped Alyssa get weapons...unfortunately all they could find were two knives and a few glasses.
"Ok Alyssa you keep you'r laptop!I'll take a knife, Yoko too and the others can have glasses" Will thought aloud.
"Eh...did you think I'd wear something like this without having protection, and Wannabe has a frying pan and a bag full of tvs and the like"Alyssa explained.
Reaching under her dress she withdrew a machete and a lightning hawk style magnum "think contraception" Alyssa said winking at a blushing Will.
As everyone began to leave to the staff room, Cindy pointed at the window.
"Oh..My.."she paused thinking.."..God its David! I dislike him very much but he needs my help!"She roared Picking up a picture frame and throwing it at the window.
The window shattered and in jumped a zombie David and a horde of zombies, "Afermative...Cindy's a Bimbo.."George cried running up the steps followed by evereyone bar Kevin and Alyssa.
"Cindy come on you'r the medic!" Kevin called rushing back to her, "Oh my ***** ******* ROAR" Alyssa cried running in and flipping over a confused Cindy.
Swiftly Alyssa did a roundhouse followed by a...square...house?..which was a flying kick version..
After sucessfully getting her heel stuck in the head of a zombie, she reverted to going into a handstand which when getting back to her feet resulted in the crushing of the zombies head.
She moved the machete in a circular motion and killed sevral zombies before doing a falcon style uppercut.
As Kevin was stunned by Alyssa's pwnage, Cindy decided to go to the bathroom.
While she was in there she removed a brick from the wall and took out a lighter and a pair of scissors.
Taking a few bottles of drink out Cindy began to sing "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth".
Kevin finally snapped back to reality as he was approached by a zombie David.
"David..I'm sorry but you'r like dead?"after which Kevin kicked David away and went to barricading himself behind the bar.
"Alyssa please help!"Kevin cried as zombie David knocked the .45 handgun from his hand.
"No" Alyssa replied getting a drink, as the zombies seemed to have stopped for the time being.
"Not untill you apolagise smexy stuff"she said downing some very Ilegal and strong absinthe.
"Don't worry Kevin! I'm gonna save you!""Cindy called from the bathroom door, she was dual wielding molotovs, expertly made.
"Wow thats sweet, maybe you'r not a bimbo..how did you know how to make them?"Alyssa asked.
"Lets just say this is why I dislike David and why I'm so ..awesome?"Cindy chirped before throwing a molotov...
Bad thing was it landed in front of her feet "bimbo"Alyssa murmered downing another shot, "wait I was prepared!" Cindy called smothering the flame with a fire blanket before placing it in the bin.
"Help!"Kevin called yet again as he was quickly losing the fight with David.
Running next to them Cindy aimed for the wall opposite and just as she planned the molotov fell right in front of her.
Fortunatly David was set a flame, unfortunatly Kevin was also "ARGHBACARMUAHH!!" he screamed, "definatly.."Alyssa said getting up.
As Alyssa went for the fire blankets Cindy ran in circles, then it clicked.
"Poinks?!?..?"Cindy yelled trying to imitate George, she grabbed the bottle of Absinthe and threw it at Kevin, as expected by everyone bar Cindy a small explosion from the bottle caused a blueish flame to form.
Muttering auwfull things Alyssa threw the blanket on Kevin, saving him from the heat.
After fixing Kevin up, the three headed up stairs after the others, as they neared the top David walked through the door and ran at them.
"God.."Alyssa sighed stabbing him through the head and kicking him down the stairs.
After getting to the staff room they found that the others had blocked the door with wooden planks, also there was a fridge, a bookcase behind that and two tables..(incase you wanted to know).
"Where should we go, maybe out the front and try fighting the zombies?"Kevin asked.
"No need I'm awesome enough to knock this barricade down"Alyssa grined wickidly.
*Afterwards I can try get rid of Bimbo* she thought to her self smiling happily as she hacked at the door.
Though after inflicting more damaged on herself and collapsing to the floor Alyssa gave up.
"Now what do we do?"Kevin asked, but as no one answered he sat on the floor, as Cindy played with her herbs.
Ten minutes later they heard a policeman calling for survivors.
"Oh no we've got three minutes according to the clock in the top right corner" Kevin sighed.
"What are we gonna do!?"Alyssa cried, "why not go up the fold down stairs there, it'll bring us up to the alcohol room" Cindy chirped *ARGH* Alyssa thought.
"Cindy you should of told us earlier, anyway lets go"Kevin said pulling down the fold down stairs which magicaly appeared above him.
After reaching the alcohol room Alyssa decided to try and lose Cindy as Kevin looked for a way through the shutter.
Cindy played with the forklift while Alyssa sat and thought.."Cindy pst..comehere" Alyssa whispered "Yes?" Cindy asked.
"I've lost my ...P90!.. could you look on top of those boxes for me?", "Mmhmm"Cindy replied slowly climbing up the boxes, where a ladder should of been.
Kevin repeatedly kicked at the shutter, as Alyssa paced, "can you hurry up, the count down is almost finished!" Alyssa moaned "T found it!" Cindy chirped.
"What the.. what did she find?" Alyssa asked dumbfounded, "I'll be right down" Cindy called and then she was gone through a small hole in the wall.
As Cindy left, Alyssa and Kevin could hear someone pounding on the door to the room, "Quick we need to get this open!" Kevin cried out, "ok..watch I call this..Viper Merage!" Alyssa said sounding all cool near the end.
Stepping back she flapped her arms, then ran forward and headbutted the shutter, this sent her flying backwards.
As she landed on the ground, the shutter opened and out walked Cindy, she then locked the shutter and somehow swallowed the key.
"Cindy! you saved us....you stupid blonde beepy beep beepy beepy bimbo beepy dog beep and ya!" (Cindy censored) Alyssa roared slapping Cindy across the face repeatedly.
When she got tired she stopped and sat down, "okay, so anyway the timer ran out so we're dead or something" Cindy sighed.
"Did you not feel that?, what?"Kevin asked "No not at all" Cindy replied picking up a pipe and staring at it.
"Hmm...Alyssa" Kevin turned, walking towards her, her eyes widened, he flexed, her eyes gleamed, he smacked her in the face, her eyes closed.
Turning he looked at Cindy "I hurt my hand from punching her..maybe are you..ok? he asked not aknowledging Alyssa's limp frame on the ground.
Cindy ignored him completely as she began stuffing herbs into the pipe before lighting them and finally sniffing the purple smoke.
"Cindy!" Kevin yelled knocking the pipe off her, "I wan't to be a nurse!" Cindy yelled climbing up the boxes and disapearing through the hole.
Highly confused Kevin turned to Alyssa and helped her up onto the boxes, then dragged her through the hole.
ya ok it was terrible..eh I tried..ish..ya costumes Yoko's is not the one from game..shoes are though..Kevins..I think its funny
Any typos or something sorry I'm silly..next will follow Wannabe/Yoko, George and Will..I've Kinda started it so if this one is liked, I'll post that one.. ya if you dont like people tell me I'll try to fix em maybe descriptions..areas etc..ya review please.