Chapter 1: Crush Me Baby, I'm All Ears
"Dude, I'm so glad he chose Cabo instead of Colorado. We could've stayed in Canada to go skiing," Wally said.
"Yeah, I know. And it's too cold for girls to wander around in bikini's," Kyle said.
"It's perfect here," Wally said. The two of them were lying on the beach, watching some girls play beach volleyball.
"I'm up for skipping the tour altogether," Kyle said.
"And I'll be up for kicking your ass," Jude said, walking up behind them.
"Oh we didn't know you were around. We thought you were off with loverboy," Wally said.
"You guys should be thanking loverboy. He's come up with a foolproof plan to get rid of Mary Poppins for the rest of the day," Jude said.
"Really? What is it?" Kyle asked.
"We paid the people in the spa a pretty good price to keep her preoccupied all day, and make it so she can't see anything," Speed said, walking up.
"So no GB all day?" Wally asked.
"No GB," Jude said, grinning. Gertrude Buffet was their chaperone, and she was no Mary Poppins. She told them they could call her GB for short, but they made GB short for Giant Bitch.
"Sweet! Its time for some fun in the sun," Wally said, getting up.
"Hey girls, mind if my and my friend join you?" he asked.
"The cute one over there?" the girl asked, pointing at Kyle.
"My right-hand man, Kyle," Wally said.
"Of course," she said.
"I want him on my team!" a blonde said.
"Fine by me," Wally said.
"See you dudes later," Kyle said, joining the girls in their game of volleyball.
"So we have the day to ourselves?" Jude asked.
"The whole day. So what do you wanna do?" Speed asked.
"Go around town with my boyfriend," Jude said.
"Your boyfriend's one lucky guy," Speed said, kissing Jude. They went back to the hotel room so Jude could put on a shirt. All she had on were some shorts and her bikini top.
"It's so funny how the only thing I've worn the whole time we've been here is shorts and a bikini," Jude said.
"You know, I really don't mind," Speed said.
"I bet you don't," Jude said, laughing.
"What can I say, I was lucky enough to get a girlfriend who's gorgeous, funny, smart, and talented," Speed said.
"Oh now I'm smart," Jude said.
"Jude," Speed sighed.
"Vin, I'm kidding. Now come on let's go," she said, grabbing his hand.
"Dudes, get back now! The spa had to be shut down and GB is on a rampage looking for you two. She thinks you guys are off doing it or something," Kyle said. Jude and Speed had been off wandering around Cabo for five hours by then, so their day hadn't been a complete waste.
"Man, it was such a good plan too," Speed said.
"It was, and I got to go shopping," Jude said.
"Yeah, because you needed more clothes," Speed said.
"I got some things for you and the dudes too," Jude said.
"Alright, that makes things a little better," Speed said. She kissed him on the cheek and hailed a taxi.
"Where have you two been?" GB asked.
"Chill GB, me and Speed went shopping," Jude said.
"Unchaperoned? Vincent said you two were going to be at the spa all day," GB said.
"Yeah, and we got bored, so we decided to go shopping. Sheesh, we're not dead or anything, it's not that serious," Jude said.
"Yeah, don't be a bi-, I mean don't have a cow," Speed said.
"I am ready to call Darius right now and tell him to change your flights to tomorrow and have you kids go home. You have no manners," GB said.
"You can't just ask for us to respect you when you don't return the favor," Jude said.
"Yeah, you're a horrible person," Kyle said.
"That's it! Pack your bags, we're on the first flight back to Canada," GB said.
"We're not going anywhere," Jude said.
"I'll pack your bags for you," GB said.
"You better not touch anything of mine," Jude said.
"Dudes, hold on, it's Quincy," Wally said, answering his phone.
"Jude's not answering her phone, can I talk to her?" Tommy asked.
"Yeah, here Jude," Wally said, handing the phone to her.
"Hey Tommy, sorry, I was busy," Jude said.
"Yeah, I've heard. What did you and Speed do all day? GB called everyone here in the studio and told us that you two ran off to have sex or something," Tommy said.
"She went to the spa all day, so we went shopping. That's all, and now she's going ballistic, she's been yelling at us and telling us to pack our bags cause we're going home tomorrow," Jude said.
"What? Why did you guys sneak off in the first place?" Tommy asked.
"Because for one, she won't let us do anything by ourselves, meaning unless we all want to go, its not gonna happen. And if she doesn't wanna go, its really not gonna happen. She hasn't let me shop since we been here," Jude said.
"And she's telling you guys that you're going home tomorrow? She can't do that! I think you guys need a new chaperone. I'm gonna let someone else produce Mason's album, I'm coming down there tomorrow," Tommy said.
"Really?!" Jude exclaimed.
"Yeah, let her think you guys are leaving in the morning, pull a Home Alone and let her fly off without you. I'll meet you guys at the airport," Tommy said.
"No way, that's-," Jude said.
"Don't say awesome, make it seem like I'm telling you guys to come home," Tommy said.
"Bullshit!" Jude exclaimed.
"Good cover," he said.
"Fine, whatever, I can't believe you would take her side," Jude said, as convincing as possible.
"I'll see you tomorrow, Jude," Tommy said.
"Whatever," Jude said, hanging up.
"Guys, start packing," Jude said.
"What the hell?" Speed asked.
"I'll be in my room. My door will be open, so I will know if you kids sneak out," GB said. Jude locked the door after her and told the guys to open the connecting doors.
"Lock all the other doors," Jude said.
"GB can get in, she's got the spares," Wally said.
"No she doesn't," Speed said, pulling the spares out of his pocket.
"We swiped them from her earlier," Jude said.
"So, we're really leaving?" Kyle asked.
"You think Tommy would let our vacation end? We're gonna make her think we're leaving. We're gonna pull a Home Alone and 'miss' the flight, she's gonna catch it and be back in Canada. Tommy's getting on the first flight here, to be our new chaperone," Jude whispered.
"But don't act happy!" Jude quickly said.
"So what do we do with our stuff?" Kyle asked.
"Pack your suitcases with, I don't know, sheets or something. Something that will weigh the amount of clothes. We can just buy new suitcases," Jude said.
"We can? Dude, we're not rich," Kyle said.
"What happened to the money that we've been getting from G Major every two weeks?" Jude asked.
"These two spent it every two weeks," Speed said.
"Oh, that's how you have money! You saved!" Kyle said.
"Idiots," Jude said, shaking her head.
"So are we really out for the night?" Wally asked, after they stuffed their suitcases with sheets and towels.
"Yeah, because those girls from the beach told us we were more than welcome to join them tonight, there's some party or something," Kyle said.
"Can we go Jude?" Wally asked.
"Please can we go?" Kyle asked.
"Please dude?" Speed asked.
"Why do you wanna go?" Jude asked, facing Speed.
"Because I wanna walk around the beach at night with you," Speed said.
"If I were a girl I'd say awh," Kyle said.
"Awh!" Wally said.
"Okay. Oh man! I've got a plan!" Jude exclaimed. She grinned and went to go change.
"You're not going to need a jacket?" Speed asked. She was just wearing board shorts and a tank top.
"Why, when I can just use you?" Jude asked, smiling.
"Good point. Well I'm gonna bring your blanket, just in case," Speed said.
"Are you two dudes ready?" Wally asked.
"Yeah, okay, so her room is right across from ours, but if we take your door, we have to walk past her room. Speed, look through the peephole, and give us a signal, or something, letting us know we can run across," Jude said.
"How will Speed get past her?" Kyle asked.
"They don't call him Speed for nothing," Jude said.
"Actually, they don't call me Speed for anything," Speed said.
"Yeah, dude isn't that fast of a runner," Wally said.
"I know I'm kidding. He's gonna take one for the team. He's already said if anyone gets caught, he'll let it be him," Jude said.
"Okay, and what about if GB realizes we're not in here?" Kyle asked.
"Speed's job is to turn all the TVs up really loudly right before he leaves. When we make it downstairs, I'm gonna talk to the people at the front desk. I'm gonna tell them I think someone found my room and will try to sneak in. Don't give them a key, no matter what they say," Jude said.
"But don't they know GB is our chaperone?" Speed asked.
"Don't give anyone a key, even if they say they're Tom Quincy," Jude said.
"Okay, and how do we get back in?" Kyle asked.
"That part I haven't figured out yet. But GB has to go to sleep sometime. And we cannot lose each other, or our keys, because if they listen, they will not give us a key either," Jude said.
"I think it can work," Wally said.
"Yeah me too," Kyle said.
"Of course its gonna work. I invented sneaking out," Jude said.
"Oh yeah, you and Jamie," Speed said.
"Exactly. So, assume your positions on three, one, two, three, break!" Jude said and everyone scrambled to their spots.
"Put your phones on vibrate," she whispered. They made sure the phones were silent and they had their keys before getting ready to run. Speed called Jude so she assumed that was how he was going to signal them.
"Who's going first?" Speed asked.
"Wally," Jude whispered.
"Okay. When I say, now!" Speed said. Jude pushed Wally and he sprinted past the door.
"Kyle's next," Jude whispered.
"Wait, wait, she's looking at the door. Okay nevermind, she went into the kitchen," Speed said.
"Dude, let's go," she whispered to Kyle.
"Okay, now how is Speed getting out?" Wally asked.
"I don't know. This is all pure luck from here on out," Jude said. Speed quietly crept out of the room he and Wally were supposed to be sharing and peaked through the door. He took a deep breath and dove across the doorway, praying that she didn't see him.
"Speed, your key!" Jude hissed. It was lying on the floor in front of the door.
"Leave it!" Speed said.
"No, we need it," Jude said, she ran, grabbed it, and took off.
"Who's out there?" they heard GB yell as the elevator doors closed.
"Sweet! We'll catch you guys later. Just call us when you're coming back," Jude said.
"Where are we going?" Speed asked.
"I thought you wanted to walk along the beach?" Jude asked.
"Oh, okay, I was just making sure," Speed said. She smiled and walked over to the front desk, setting part 2 of their plan into motion.
"Later dudes," Kyle and Wally said, running off to the part of the hotel where the girls told them to meet up.
Jude and Speed found a spot to lay on the beach.
"This is perfect," she said, smiling.
"Yeah, I know," he said. They couldn't get enough of each other.
"Speed, my phone's ringing," Jude mumbled.
"Don't answer it," he murmured before leaving a trail of kisses down her neck.
"Jude its Tommy, Darius has been getting hounded by people wanting you to start your tour. He booked some earlier dates, get on the plane tomorrow, I repeat, get on the plane tomorrow," Tommy said, leaving a message.
"I hope she gets it in time," he said.
"I don't feel like getting up," she said.
"Me neither. I'm up for watching the sunrise, how about you?" Speed suggested.
"Sure," she said. They wrapped themselves in the blanket and awaited the sunrise together.
So there you go, first chapter. I've got plans for this story, don't worry, it's only just begun.