It had surprized John when Sherlock had told him he was a sub. The experiment; to try and get John out of the closet. Results are not as hopefully as Sherlock expected, and certainly not what he wanted.

JPV: John's Point of View

SPV: Sherlock's point of view

Fluff –rated M for future smutt

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JPV:

Sherlock had been staring at the same organism under the microscope for a long time now. He had offered him tea and digestive biscuits but still the detective wouldn't talk to him. It wasn't strange for Sherlock to be quite after a case solved, but this one had been different. This one had a girl, and a girl who had interested Sherlock. Irene Adler was very gorgeous, but it was inappropriate how she had met them, let alone allow Sherlock to study her. Only Sherlock could have gotten away with that. John smiled smugly to himself, and flipped to the next page in the newspaper.

"John." Sherlock's voice was what John had become trained to, and he knew it was going to be a request.

"Not now, Sherlock. I just made you a cuppa"

"John." This time John picked up on a little bit of want in Sherlock's voice and turned to face the detective.

"What?"

"I'm a sub." Sherlock's cold voice had seemingly frozen the room. John's eyes darted over the detective; he was still staring at the organism. The detictive hadn't moved or showed any sign in wantng a conversation. He showed no sign of movement, but wait, there. John's eyes settled on the tent that was forming in the detectives pants. He realized Sherlock's statement did require a response.

"Oh. That's all then?" His voice came out breathless, longingly. Crap. Throwing the paper down onto the table, John stood as Sherlock didn't answer his question. His eyes flickered over the detective, unconsciously resumed staring at his continually growing package.

"Yes." John flushed as Sherlock turned to look at him, the blue eyes sent shivers down his spine and he felt the blood rush down his body. He needed to leave.

"I'm going to the store then" Without any further words John shoved a hand in his pocket, grabbed his coat and slammed the door behind him, walking as fast as he could down the stairs to exit 221B.

SPV

Sherlock smiled as soon as John had closed the door. He had been right. John would insist that he was not gay every time someone looked accusingly at the pair, but he, Sherlock Holmes, had figured it out. John was gay. Sherlock grinned as he jotted down his confirmed hypothesis in his note book, thinking quietly to himself in his mind palace. He froze. Slowly removing his had from the microscope, he carefully unbuttoned his pants and slipped his hand beneath his boxers. Interesting. Of course Sherlock Holmes had been aroused before, and the feeling was no different. But getting aroused by the excitement of an experiment was something new and interesting. Quickly jotting down his discoveries and measurements, he withdrew his hand and focused back onto the microscopic organism.

25 minutes and 34 seconds later John was heard climbing up the steps. Another 40 seconds went by and he was opening the door, asking for some assistance with the groceries. Grumbling to himself John was putting away the groceries. Sherlock waited patiently for his chance, letting John walk past him before getting himself out of the chair. The experiment must commence.

"John." The name sounded funny on his lips, being sweet and romantically sickening. He walked silently towards the doctor, so as John turned he was met with Sherlock's kiss.

Sherlock grabbed the doctor by his shoulders pulling him in hastily, noting the amount of resistance the ex-army man was putting up. John was trying to pull away. No, no. this is going all wrong. Pushing himself closer to John he felt his erection press up against John's, eliciting a moan from the doctor. Stop.

Sherlock stepped back just as quickly as he had come, and studied the doctor. Mentally noting John's flustered, flushed face and his hidden, most likely semi-erect dick.

"What the hell, Sherlock! What the hell was that?! I am not gay!" John's anger surprized the detective, and he watched the doctor storm away and slam his bedroom door shut.

He silently walked back over to his desk and picked up the pencil to jot down the results.

Experiment: Out of Closet

Hypothesis: John H. Watson, doctor, former army member, and current residence of 221B Baker Street, is gay.

Second Hypothesis: John h. Watson is in love with Sherlock Holmes.

Procedure: Aid a friend in producing a self-accepting, self-declaring, proud out of the closet Watson. To produce results place subject in situations that prove he is gay and result in acceptance.

Experiment One: Simple-Surprize Kiss

Fact: Contact between sexual reproductive organs elicits a wanting moan from subject.

Fact: Such sound causes increased blood pressure and heart rate, results in experimenters erection.

Second Hypothesis: Sherlock Holmes is unfortunately, undeniably in need of John.

Sherlock stared longingly at John's door. This experiment was indeed not going as planned.