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Chapter one: Into The Game

I tapped my foot to the rhythm of the title screen, humming along and waiting. My friend Onica tapped my shoulder.

"Um, why are we waiting, Zel?" she asked.

"Because," I replied. "John's bringing food. I'm hungry!"

Onica's younger sister, Marisa, sighed. "But I'm tired of waiting," she moaned.

Dusty threw my toy Minun into the air and caught it over and over. Tiffany only sat and stared at the screen.

John burst into the room, carrying a bunch of junk food.

"I've got the goods!" he yelled, plopping down by Dusty and shoving his face with candy corn.

"You Goron!" I shouted. "That's not food! That's crap!"

Dusty picked up a Hershey's bar, unwrapped it, and popped a piece into his mouth.

"Well," he said. "Its pretty good crap."

"You're both a couple of Moblins," I said. "Now give me some." I grabbed a bit of Laffy Taffy and started eating.

As soon as everyone ate something, I pushed the start button. The game froze.

I groaned. "Aw Din," I said. "I thought dad fixed that glitch."

Crawling over to the Gamecube, I pushed the restart button. The screen glowed.

Tiff blinked. "What's going on?" she asked. "Is this supposed to happen?"

Grabbing Oni's wrist, I said, "Everybody hold on."

With her free hand, Onica grabbed Rissy, who snatched Dusty, who grabbed John, and he took hold of Tiffany, who held onto John's hand for dear life.

"Owowowowowow!" John shouted, wincing. "Do you have to hold on so tight!"

I led the line up to the T.V.

"What are you doing, Zel?" Marisa asked.

"Hold on tight, everybody!" I yelled to the group. "We're going' in!"

"Are you insane!"

"Well, duh I am, Rissy."

Without another word, I jumped in, dragging everyone in with me.

We all screamed different things to each other.

"AHHHH!"

"SHOOOOT!"

"CRAAAAP!"

"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

"WHY'D YOU DO THAT, ZEL?"

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" (That was me)

Everything went black

.:&:. Onica .:&:.

I could see again. Good.

Groaning, I sat up and looked around. The walls were covered with feathers and fur. Mostly feathers. A round carpet made of feathers was stretched out on the floor. A small desk and mirror stood off to the side of the bed I was sitting on.

Meghan said something about going into the game before I black out, I thought. Maybe she meant it.

I scratched my nose. Then stopped. My nose was all pointed and smooth. Like a beak.

Trying not to panic, I ran to the mirror.

"OH MY GOD! I'M A BIRD!"

.:&:. Marisa .:&:.

I woke up with a pounding headache. Sitting up, I started staring all around me.

This was a really creepy place. Searchlights were up high, scanning past the giant stonewall that surrounded the place. A huge tower rose up in the middle of it all. At the top, what looked like a big boat was perched. Right by the tower, a large nest stood. In the nest was the biggest bird I ever saw.

As I watched it, the bird flew up, circled the tower once, and then shot off towards the south.

I noticed a pool of water right by me. I looked into the water and stared at my reflection.

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

.:&:. Tiffany .:&:.

I sat up and looked around. I was fine, except I had no clue where I was or how I got here.

I was sitting under a large tree by a store. The store's sign said 'Bomb Shop'. To the left I saw a little field with a beach at the end.

Standing up, I raced over to the sand and sloshed around in the water. Laughing, I stopped to look at my reflection.

"HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?"

.:&:. John .:&:.

Ow. That was the first thing that came into my mind. The second was Zel is going to pay for this. The last thing that I thought before the panic rush was where the heck am I?

I looked around and saw that this was definitely NOT Zel's room. Instead, I was in a humongous forest with a giant tree in the middle. Water was all over the place and lily pads as big as cars were in front of the tree. The weirdest thing about this place was the tree looked like it had a face.

I stood up and saw that I had shrunk. Weird.

I walked over to the water. I couldn't move as fast as normal. Instead, I sort of waddled over to the water. And I made a funny sound when I moved. Like hollow wood bumping together.

I peered into the water.

"CRAP! I'M A TREE!"

.:&:. Dusty .:&:.

Weird. I was sitting on a bench, on the side of a town, by a coffee shop, looking out at the ocean. Only I wasn't interested in the ocean. I was interested in the reflection of my face.

Why did I have a beak?

I heard a yell from the other side of town.

"HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?"

I jumped up. Maybe someone was going through the same thing I was.

.:&:. Meghan/Zel .:&:.

I was on a big ship with half an idea what I was doing here.

"Miss! Miss Tetra!" A burly pirate in a red bandana walked towards me.

Tetra? That was the name of the pirate leader. I looked around. Tetra had a bad temper in the game, and if she caught me on her ship…But the pirate girl was nowhere.

The pirate stopped in front of me. "Miss Tetra," he said. "We're closing in on an island. Zuko says its Outset Island."

I hoped he was talking to me. "Well," I said. "Head to the island. I hear there might be some nice treasure there."

The pirate, I think his name was Gonzo, nodded and said, "All right, Miss Tetra."

He walked off and I quickly ran to where I remembered Tetra's cabin was. I stared into the mirror.

"OH SHOOT!" Does this mean I have to be kidnapped?

.:&:. END .:&:.

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