okay so once upon a time der lived a lovely boy name will. will one day went to da stor to get some cheese! at da stor he saw dis really pretty figurine. it was a pretty gurl named emma! but she was plastic. :( it was not fantastic
he bought the figurine and took it home. his daddy lauged at him and said "son dat gay" but he dont care because he liked gay people they are cool because obama likes gay people
will didn't like mitt romney because he didn't like gay people
anyway
now will had a special talent and dat was signing! but a anesthesist wanted to use his magical voice 4 evil! will had a sad because he wanted to be with his dolly emma
one day he had lots of sads so he decided to sing to his dolly to his surprise the dolly came to life and emma was a girl! he was so happy but then the evil anestheticapskld came and was like "EMMA IS MINE WEMMA WILL NEVER B" and will had more sads and emma cried
i hop that was a gud cliffhanger r&r and i will wrt mor!