I never do any Smallville fics, or oneshots, and this is probably going to be my only one. I did this only for our dear friend BB, who loves Smallville, a little something for her. Get well BB, our prayers are always with you...
An Indecent Proposal
"Come in Clark, have a seat," ushered Lex, as he stood up from behind his desk. "You're here surprisingly fast," said he, as he went over to the table where all the alcohol was kept. Clark walked in; his eyes drained with tears, and said, "You said she's gone. How? How…" Said he, as he sat down on the chair, looking down, tears dropping from his eyes. Lex took two glasses of whisky and handed one to Clark, and looked at him and said, "She was kidnapped by a group of gypsies. That's all I know." Clark looked up, raising an eyebrow and said, "What? Is this some kind of joke?" Lex half smiled and said, "Even if it is, who cares. Chuck it now, shall we?"
Clark looked enraged and said, "Lana's disappeared and you're telling me to chuck it? What the fuck is wrong with you!?" Lex put the drink down, put his hands on Clark's shoulders and said, "Now now, don't cry, you're making me feel bad." Clark stood up, and pushed Lex's hands away from his shoulders. He was about to turn around, when Lex stopped him and said, "Clark, I need sex." Clark looked shocked, wide eyed, and looked at Lex, a confused expression on his face, "What?!"
"That's right. I haven't done it in a while, and I just like, I'm just, really, really desperate. I just needed you to come here, so I made up the whole Lana thing." Clark stepped back, and said, "Lex, I think you might have a little problem. I should go." But as he said this, Lex grabbed his hand and pushed him close and said, "Come on Clark, we both know you aren't getting any from Lana. Might as well fulfill your desires." Clark now pushed Lex, and he stepped back. Clark backed away, now near the door. "Lex, I think you need some help. Something is seriously fucked up here." As he turned and opened the door, Lex screamed, "Don't go sweetheart!" But Clark was already outta there.
As Lex looked down, a wide smile arose on his face as he fell over his desk laughing. The closet door opened and Chloe walked out, an equally beaming grin on her face. "Well done Lex, I couldn't have freaked him better myself," she said, kissing him on the cheek. Lex took a sip of his whisky, and said, "Yeah well, it's the least I can do for what you did for me." With that he slipped a few hundred dollar notes into Chloe's trousers pocket, and she smiled and said, "Served the bastard right, you did. Oh, and about our little arrangement, call me anytime." She kissed him once again and walked out the door, humming Ashlee Simpson.
That's all. I hope you liked it. Reviews are appreciated..