Hitched in No Time

Based on the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer and the song 'Hitchin' a Ride" by Green Day. I don't own either, but if I did I would be the happiest girl in the world. True story.

A/N: Well Lookie here,it NOT from Jake's POV! Amazing. So this one is from dear old Charlie's POV. Green Day is my all time favorite band so I've been wanting to do this one for a while. It's how Charlie feels about the Bella/Edward relationship and the looming prospect of marriage, seeing as they're gettin' real close and all..., and since I'm a nerd who puts way too much thought and analyzation (not actually a word) into these song parodies...here are some info tidbits they will enhance your parody enjoyment:

- During the one, two, one two three four bits, that's Charlie trying the whole count to ten so you don't get mad thing...it doesn't really work for him though. Also, on the '...shit' line (because, yes, Charlie does curse, just not in the presence of ladies, like Bella) Charlie has 'realized' that Bella and Edward are teenagers, and teeangers have those raging hormones, andhe is going to have to have a chat with Bella. If I had to give this a time line, I'd say towards the end of Eclipse, so before Bella breaks the news the Charlie.

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Hitched in No Time

Hey Edwin, where you headed?
Why you in a hurry?
I don't want you dating Bella
Say oh no.

Did he think I'd be 'cool' with this?
Who does he think he is?
Smooth talk and crooked smiles won't work
One, two.
One, two, three, four

Cold hearted, left my girl
Was glad to see him go.
He's back now; I see Bella loves him,
Oh no

Got my eyes out for trouble from you,
I don't like this 'dating'.
My girl is growing up,
I say One, two.
One, two, three, four.

It's a crime;
I know he's caught her eye.
If I'm not careful they'll be hitched in no time!

Got my eyes out for trouble from you,
I don't like this 'dating'.
My girl is growing up,
I say…. shit!

It's a crime;
I know he's caught her eye.
If I'm not careful they'll be hitched in no time!
Hitched in no time!
Hitched in no time!
Hitched in no time!
Hitched in no time!