What Would Have Happened if Kristoph was the defenese in AJAA case 1 like he was meant to be?

Written in about half an hour by custardmaker whilst she was hyper, so don't hold it against us!

DISCLAIMER: WE DON'T OWN AJAA! OR ANY OF THE PWs!

"KLAVIER GAVIN I HATE YOU!"

"Order! Mr Gavin please refrain from shouting at Mr Ga… your brother in my court!"

"YOU FUCKING FAIRY!" He suddenly began to laugh. "Klavier… if you carry on

I'll tell all of your fangirls about your favourite toys!"

"Achtung, bruder! If you do, I'll tell Mei about your favourite outfit!"

"If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, that was our parents fault. They got drunk and forced me into your favourite outfit."

"Oh is that what you're saying now? Funny… I seem to remember walking in on-"

"I TOLD YOU I'D TELL THEM! KLAVIER PLAYS WITH BARBIE DOLLS!"

"ACHTUNG! You had it coming, Krissi… That wasn't mine! You bought it in secret with your pocket money! I came into your room and found you wearing the fairy dress and singing 'because I'm a blonde' into your nail-polish bottle!"

"Oh Klavi – REALLY! Be a good little yaoi fairy and stop lying! Oh wait – don't your fans know about your boyfriend yet?"

"oh god no…" came a quiet murmur from a male member of the audience.

Klavier looked happy, and looked up above him, trying to see the face behind the voice. "Edgey, baby? I didn't know you were here!" He squeaked, and then, realising his mistake, looked back to his brother. "Krissi wears nail-polish!"

"Klavier wears lipstick!"

"Krissi has a pink bedroom!"

"Klavier wears a pink thong!"

"Krissi loves the Barbie girl song!"

"SO DO YOU KLAVIER!"

"Well, I don't know ALL THE WORDS!"

"Do you and your boyfriend sing it together?"

"Leave Edgey out of this!"

"Who's Ken?"

"… None of your business."

"It's Edgeworth isn't it?"

"Wait… Edgeworth? As in Prosecutor Edgeworth?" Asked the judge

"Yes, prosecutor Edgeworth and my brother are yaoi fairies together."

"ACHTUNG! Why don't you give the court a performance of your favourite song, Krissi?"

"… it's not my favourite."

"Oh – so you know what I mean then, ja?"

"SHIT!"

"I'll sing with you!"

"Klavier…"

"Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think, I talk like a baby and I ne-"

"KRISTOPH GAVIN! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SINGING?"

"Mei! I… er… Klavier made me!"

"ORDER! I think we get that the defense and the prosecution are gay-"

"NO! THEY'RE NOT!"

"MEI'S RIGHT! ONLY KLAVIER IS!"

"KLAVIER! CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE ALREADY?!"

"EDGEY! IT IS YOU!"

"ORDER! Prosecutor Gavin – please don't talk to your boyfriend during the trial. Defense attorney Gavin – please control your girlfriend, brother, and self!"

"…"

"Thankyou! Now, where we? Before you started the which-Gavin-is-gay fight?"

"You were just about to pronounce your verdict as guilty, you honour."

"Oh! Right. Phoenix Wright is hereby declared guilty. Wait… Mr Gavin shouldn't it be your brother saying that he's guilty? And you just lost! Why are you doing the happy dance?"

"Oh! Erm…"

AN: Yeah, I got a bit carried away with this… but I couldn't resist XD