" Gather around you little cunts, Im going to tell a damn story." yelled General Tampon. His soldier gathered around the campfire to here this tale that General Tampon has made up. Okay, here lies a tale about a man, a very important man, more or less the general of a Samurai army. His name is Franku and he has three sidekicks, Prince Salamander man of Nipopolis, Lord PinkGuy of De Pusi plz clan, and Sir RedDick of the Knights of HIV. In the Edo era of Japan, Franku and his armies marched through Negasaki, Hiroshima and about three hundred chromosomes worth of "virgin" prostitutes. Franku and his armies marched into the thick bamboo woods, on a mission to eliminate some douchebag rebels, but he receives a vision from The Dark Lord Chin-Chin."ASDSANDCNASFSADFJASFNSANFALKNFSSAKLFNE"Chin Chin had preached. Franku had gotten the message, his true mission is to use the great artifact of Almond Titties to get the Holy almond milk inside. This was the key to conquering Japan and mistreating all of those "virgin" prostitutes, this was a necesarry sacrifice. Franku has made his decision to march to The Un-Holy temple of Social Networking, the three lords of the temple are Instagram of not learning how to read, Twitter where people always need to have an opinion about a fact, and finally Facebook where teenage girls can prattle about how dumb everyone is, even though they cannot tell the difference between "there" and "their. Franku, Salamander man, PinGuy, and RedDick all shivered at the fact of going to this Unholy place. They just wanted to return home to the ricefields that Chin Chin has rewarded them. But, the only way to get the Almond Titties is through the temple. But, Franku said fuck this, and pulled out his Hotto Dogu sword and commited seppuku. GG no re, Franku.