A/N: Okay, I know this isn't original, but I got this idea from reading How to Annoy Your Vampire Family EMMET style A/N: Okay, I know this isn't original, but I got this idea from reading How to Annoy Your Vampire Family EMMET style! By CassieRae, How to annoy the Twilight Characters by lovetwilight2, and How to Annoy the Twilight Characters by Grey Blade. The aforementioned stories are all from the Twilight category.

Suggestions are highly suggested.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own the GA characters, PowerPuff Girls, Dora, Soulja Boy, Girlfriend, nor do I own American Idol. I don't own the box of staples mentioned here either.

I searched the GA section if there were any, and there was nothing. Lo and behold! A catastrophic idea was made. Amen.

Amazingly Annoying Ways to Annoy Natsume

(note: let's pretend they're like.. 15)

Make Mikan mock him. (by hineko16131)

Put a thong inside his manga.

Say " I love you" to him every second for the next 20 hours.

After the next 20 hours, say that it's from Jinno-sensei.

Ask if he's a virgin.

Tell him Mikan got pregnant.

Tell him Narumi's the father.

Send him naked pictures of Mikan.

Or Ruka.

Better yet, send him naked pictures of Persona.

Even better, take naked pictures of HIM and show THEM to Mikan.

Or Ruka.

Or Persona.

Make-out with Mikan in front of him. Be sure his Alice is nullified. (works better if you're Hotaru.)

Give him a box of staples for his birthday.

Either that, or give him a ball of yarn. Tell him to play with it.

Tell him Ruka got Mikan pregnant while he was on one of his missions.

Tell him the baby's name is Rio.

Give him catnip.

Bring him a box of kitty litter.

Put a pack of condoms in his bag, or table, with the words: "You forgot to put one last night, with love, Naru-chan."

Be sure Mikan and friends are in vicinity when you do the above mentioned.

Watch him explode.

Call him Neko-chan.

Tell him Persona's "doing" Mikan in the bathroom. Tell him Mikan likes it.

When he runs off to the bathroom, laugh.

When he comes back, fuming, yell "Belated April Fool's Day!"

Emphasize the fool part.

Tell him he smells like poo.

When he takes a bath (somehow believing what you said) get his clothes, get a match and burn them.

Burn his towel too.

Or any fabric lying around.

After doing this, run around the corridors with a mega phone screaming "NATSUME HYUUGA'S IN HIS BATHROOM NAKED AND WITHOUT CLOTHES!!"

Watch the fangirls run towards Natsume's bathroom.

Tie him up in a dark room; so that he can't possibly escape, then make him watch Dora the Explorer for the next 10 days. ( Natsume's mind: WTF?!)

Tell him you can see the future, and that his future wife would be Bubbles from the PowerPuff Girls.

Give him an afro.

Say that it's from Mikan and that she'll marry Hotaru if he doesn't wear it.

Dye his hair green.

And watch the bird's make a nest on his head.

Sell his overly-read manga on eBay.

Make him dance 'Soulja Boy'

Make Mikan dance with him.

Better yet, make Mr. Narumi dance with him.

Make him go to American Idol.

Make him dedicated "Girlfriend" to Ruka.

-(Revised from 20 Ways and Growing to Annoy the Twilight Cast! By vAMPLIFIED)

Tell him he got Luna pregnant (from -SerenityAkista-)

Make him lunch. Tell him it's from Mikan.

Once he opens it and starts eating, call him a cannibal for eating his own kind. When people ask you why, say its because the dish's meat is from black cats.

Say that Mikan's dumping him for Hotaru.

When he fumes up, tell him you were just kidding.

When he cools down again, say that Mikan's actually dumping him for Tsubasa.

Once he starts running off to hunt for Tsubasa, call him an idiot.

Run. Fast.

Or jump in water before you blow up.

Die laughing.

A/N: I'm going to pulverize Ruka's childhood next

Celz: So, how was it? I know I suck, but suggestions and reviews are highly accepted. Flames will be put out with a fire extinguisher.

Natsume: glares at me

Celz: Cannibal.

Natsume: death glare

Celz: hides between Jinno-sensei and Narumi-sensei and watches Natsume get disgusted… Help?

BTW, I do not intend any harm in doing this fic. If anybody here becomes offended by me making fun of Dora (or Natsume), or whatever, sorry.

Now leave a review. Thanks ;D

updated later this day since i forgot whom i'll be doing next: I think I'll do Ruka